CAPTION THIS picture of Bush at the 9-11 memorial!

[Pab Sungenis]

[rsmith6621]

1. Pass Me a Tumms

I cant handle my lie anymore

[Sub Atomic]

2. Where is your heart supposed to be?

I know I've got one in there somewhere.

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "Geez. I'm worried kids ain't gonna be able to count no

more if we keep 9-11 this and 9-11 that. I think we gotta put the ten in or kids are gonna get all confused. How much longer does it take to say 9-10-11, anyway? Geez. That's what I think."

[skip fox]

4. Laura is thinking: "What the f*ck? Is that little f*cker trying to rub

his belly again? I told him to can it in public. But the little sh*t says he's gotta practice the rubbing part. Saying he's got the patting the head down cold. What a dick!"

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

5. Ok, where did they tell me the heart is supposed to be?

Sure wish I had one!

[Wickerman]

6. I always knew the fuckwad was heartless

but I never figured he swallowed it. Must be some Bohemian Grove thing...

[sniffa]

7. Look out! The guy with the wig! He's got a gun!

which i take credit for ripping from josebaLow

[woofless]

8. My fellow Americans. I come before you today with a heavy heart,

and a little bit of in-die-gestion.

[auburngrad82]

9. Is it just me or does the air here seem a little "off"?

[Endangered Specie]

10. W is trying to keep down the boner he gets...

every time he relizes 9/11 could save his presidency.

[soothsayer]

11. But this IS where the reptilian heart is...! n/t

[Mrs_Beastman]

12. It's hard to find your heart when you don't have one!

[Kid_A]

13. "Man, all this exploitin' is makin' me hungry."

"When does the 9/11 Memorial Snack Bar Of Solemnity open?"

[TheCentepedeShoes]

14. Who's the guy on the left

doing the "Napoleon?"