I had a free trip to the salad bar today. What did I get?

Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:32 AM
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Poll question: I had a free trip to the salad bar today. What did I get?

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deutsey

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:34 AM
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1. Another day older and deeper in debt?

Sorry...couldn't resist. :evilgrin:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:35 AM
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2. Apparently, I owe my soul to the company cafeteria.

Or something.

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Richardo

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:36 AM
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You guys are cracking me up...

Edited on Mon Sep-13-04 11:41 AM by Richardo

...but now I've got Tennessee Ernie Ford in my head. Auuugh!

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Screaming Lord Byron

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:36 AM
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3. I'm sorry. This poll is far too exciting for me to possibly respond.

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LibLabUK

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:36 AM
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4. Food poisoning?

After I took my first microbial pathology class at Uni, I never looked at a salad bar the same way.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:37 AM
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5. No, that was when I ate the chili dogs.

:puke:

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:37 AM
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6. The Runs?

All that roughage...

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:38 AM
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7. See post #5.

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underpants

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:38 AM
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8. Your salad tossed?

Edited on Mon Sep-13-04 12:20 PM by underpants

:evilgrin:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 11:39 AM
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9. That WAS you!

I KNEW it! :hi:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 01:10 PM
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10. You fools! The correct answer is, obviously...

A BIG BOWL OF COTTAGE CHEESE. :bounce:

See, salad bar cost is by weight. Cottage cheese is heavy. And yummy. I mean, yeah, it looks like a bunch of candida gone out-of-control; but it sure do taste good! :9

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redqueen

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Mon Sep-13-04 02:39 PM
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13. No fruit?

Tomatoes and artichoke hearts aren't exactly light, but I see your point.

My measley crap lunch pales in comparison to either.

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Donkeyboy75

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Mon Sep-13-04 01:41 PM
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11. Chlamydia?

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terrya

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Mon Sep-13-04 02:13 PM
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12. I think you went for the cottage cheese. Just keeping it simple today.

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