My posts are boring. What should I do to liven them up?

[eyesroll]

Poll question: My posts are boring. What should I do to liven them up?

Apparently, the little details of my life are just too damn unexciting for most of you. I've come to the conclusion I need to liven them up. So...what should my next thread be about?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Everybody needs a girlfriend.

[TrogL]

3. damn, voted wrong

Note - check the profile first.

Add one to the girlfriend column. Take one from the boyfriend column.

Hell, just get one of each and make your life really interesting.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. You can always post something obnoxious just to get attention.

I witnessed that yesterday ...

Or you can always make a thread entitled " I'm naked , ask me anything " .

[ohiosmith]

4. Post only threads dealing with SEX, DRUGS or ROCK & ROLL!

Then forget the DRUGS and ROCK & ROLL threads.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. barely concealed cod fantasies are always the way to go.

[eyesroll]

6. What? I should post about my admiration

for the Friday Fish Fry at Tanner-Paul American Legion or something?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Yes.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

14. Got me typing with one hand now...

and that ain't tartar sauce!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Genius.

Scary, but genius.

[arwalden]

8. More Male Fontal Nudity

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I'm not sure you want to see what she has to post.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

12. Well, GOPisEvil posted a link to some very helpful

pics in my "piercing" thread...I can grab those if you want.

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. it's time for another trip to the vintage clothing store.

Those threads get me every time.

[eyesroll]

13. It's always time for a trip to the vintage clothing store.

:bounce: :evilgrin: :bounce:

[Redbear]

11. Sheboygan, definitely.

Any town with a school that has a Wombat as a mascot has to be exciting.

[sundog]

15. Your new purple-suede-with-rivets trenchcoat maybe?

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

17. One coat is enough, I think...

But, you never know...:D

[redqueen]

19. Do you already have a raincoat?

You could always go perusing for one o'those... :)

[eyesroll]

22. I do have a raincoat! It's vintage, but not from the vintage store.

My grandmother's....black belted with some off-white trim.

I suppose I could go for the other kind of raincoat, but that would be quite boring -- "The cashier called for a price check on Eyesroll's 12 pack of Trojans." I'm too old to find purchasing condoms interesting...

[redqueen]

40. pff

I hadn't even thought of the other kind... you have such a one track mind! ;)

I was thinking of a raincoat because it seems like every time your gunmetal blue trench is brought up, I hear Famous Blue Raincoat in my head.

[eyesroll]

51. Hey, I never miss the opportunity for a pun.

And I never miss the opportunity for a double entendre.

Pun + double entendre = :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Whatever you do, don't involve

felching. No one wants that.

[redqueen]

20. Does anyone know what it is?

I sure don't.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. You really don't want to know.

Really.

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. I'll give you a clue:

[eyesroll]

24. THAT'S IT!

:grr: :argh:

(Hey! It's the Mutant Enemy Smiley!)

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. No, no, no....

I wasn't trying to conjure up the hamster dance. I was trying to explain, in as few words possible, what "felching" was.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. Perhaps frottage would be easier to represent visually?

[eyesroll]

29. I'd like to see a single-icon representation of teledildonics.

I'm so '91.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Teledildonics takes all the joy out of the art of the frottageur.

[eyesroll]

31. Touche.

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Screaming Lord Byron and eyesroll:

Get a fucking room, you two.

[eyesroll]

35. We're talking about frottage and teledildonics.

I think "a room" would defeat the purpose....

On edit: Maybe an Internet-enabled subway car or something...

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Yes. You are talking about frottage and teledildonics NOW.

It's all part of the sweet dance of seduction.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Where does the conversation go after frottage and teledildonics?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Converstation eventually ceases...

...and is replaced by rutting like pigs.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

39. What are you doing with that video camera?

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Are you making an indecent proposal?

I could really use a million bucks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Will you take lira?

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. No.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

46. How about dubloons?

Everybody loves a dubloon.

[Magrittes Pipe]

48. Gold is always acceptable.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. Krugerand - its untraceable

At least if Lethal Weapon 2 didn't lie to me

[eyesroll]

45. I knew a Lira in high school.

She got taken quite a bit.

Don't know if she's Hedges' type or not.

[eyesroll]

43. I'd be happy with a half million...

Byron, feel free to indecently propose to Hedges...

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I'd be happy with a twenty.

But I needs the money for other stuff. And besides, if you get half (WI is, after all, a community property state), that leaves me with $10.

Not a penny less than $1000. Canadian is okay.

And you only have one week. And you are responsible for transportation. Have we a deal?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. Give me directions.

[redqueen]

50. I don't know

but I think the dance involves some sexy pictures surreptitiously deposited in a set of your dance partner's newly developed pictures.

[tigereye]

55. yes really

then you start talking about deconstruction and you don't need the rutting.

[tigereye]

54. you know I don't have enough to do

because I am trying to figure out what this means....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

56. It's just a bunch of made-up-words, tig. Honest.

Spare your sanity. It's so much easier that way.

[tigereye]

57. no there is such a thing as Frottage

not sure about frotteurism, but that too. I'm a theoretical descendent of Freud after all.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

58. Well, wouldn't a frotteur be a practitioner of frottage?

[tigereye]

60. yes Byron, I think it would

there are lots of those ...tteur word endings after all, not sure how many of them are about sex. Auteur, voyeur, hmmm, silicon valleyeur, etc. :) (from the French frotter, to rub, but it is also an art form.)

[eyesroll]

28. I knew what you were trying to accomplish.

But you were sneaky!

:evilfrown:

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. By the way, I just got the "mutant enemy" smiley reference.

Very clever! :toast:

[eyesroll]

34. I noticed as I was typing.

I've probably put that combination together 100 times before, but didn't figure it out until now.

Thanks!

[eyesroll]

26. Wow, from the looks of it--

You people want me to take applications for a girlfriend (remember, TrogL's vote mistakenly went into the "boyfriend" column) and then post porn about it.

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. Ah well. Back to the chuffing, then.

[jukes]

53. LOVE your posts

but ignore that & post boobie pix for kleeb & name-not!

[JohnKleeb]

59. hah boobies

[eyesroll]

61. OK, everyone...

Put up or shut up.

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