Okay, you've sold your soul to Satan. Was it worth it?

[sus]

Personally, I was robbed.

I should have held out for an extra donut.

Share your soul-selling stories.

[Dookus]

1. I got a Pontiac G6

oh wait... that was Oprah, not Satan.

[Richardo]

10. Bwahahahahahahhaha!

Good one, Dookus! :D

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. Homer got all the donuts Satan could muster...

when he got to spend a day in hell. Very frustration for poor old Satan...

theProdigal

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Once my minions (in the orange jumpsuits) arrive

and bring the pieces of the doomsday weapon with them, I will be more prepared to answer. Anyone know of a castle for sale, I need a place to strengthen my evil organization?

[Village Idiot]

5. Here's where I got mine!

Villain Supply Co.

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. they are very reliable

However, the Horned One, stipulated that he'd supply them from the stacks of minions already in service. I supposed I should have asked for an addendum to the contract.

At any rate, they still aren't here yet, maybe it's time for me and Mr. Scratch to have a little chat.

[rucky]

4. I should've asked for flying monkeys.

all these monkeys ever do is fling poo at me.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Notice: NEVER take a check from Satan.

Mine bounced.

[sus]

7. tell me. he wrote a check at lunch today and I told the waiter,

"I wouldn't take that if I were you!"

then Satan kicked me under the table.

bastard.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Those damned hooves hurt!!

They're like a sharpened steel toed boot. Dude doesn't know his own strength either.

[Kid_A]

9. My deal with Satan turned out great!

Being President is fun!

[sus]

11. hahahaha! BURN!

[WindRavenX]

12. oh it was worth it

Derek Jeter...mmmhmmmm :evilgrin:

[lunarboy13]

13. I sold my soul to Satan and all I got was...

this lousy post.