Whats a wacky belief/conspriacy belief of yours?

[JohnKleeb]

Anyone remember the movie titanic, I know its not that popular here on the boards but ok, call me crazy but I thought after the last time I saw which was a couple of weeks back, I thought that Billy Zane (Kate Winset's asshole fiance) I Thought he was sleeping with her character's mother. What's yours, it can be about anything.

[UpsideDownFlag]

1. major league baseball is spying on us with satellites.

it first came to me after watching the simpsons episode in which the coverup was exposed.

[JohnKleeb]

3. hmmmmm thats interesting

but really didnt Cal seem awful close to Ruth in that movie? I told my dad and brothers, and my brother told me youre full of it but my dad said I may be on to something.

[dammit905]

2. Berkeley's idealism. n/t

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

4. The Ayatollah Khohmeni was really.....

..Howard Hughes.

I heard Steve Martin say that almost 25 years ago, and I still believe.

[JohnKleeb]

5. oh man that could be

[gospelized]

6. i think

kerry and bush are actually a gay couple.

[VelmaD]

7. Vince Lombardi cheated in the Ice Bowl game...

between the Cowboys and Packers back in the 60s. To this day my dad and I believe Lombardi intentionally sabotaged the heaters on the Cowboys' side of the field.

[realisticphish]

8. that OnStar stuff

i would shoot myself before getting it. the thought of someone thousands of miles away being able to unlock my door with the push of a button just creeps me out


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[JohnKleeb]

9. This isnt a wacko con theory at all

but the New York Yankees stole Game 1 from the Baltimore Orioles in game 1 of the 1996 ACLS :grr:

[HarveyBriggs]

10. There is a Neo-Confederacy Conspiracy

There is a neo-confederacy conspiracy that is trying to take over the United States, subordinate its Democratic principles and take over the world.

They are currently collecting the names of loyalists by making attendees of their meetings sign loyalty oaths. People not on the loyaty lists will be denied jobs, voting rights and eventually be imprisoned.

Swing voters will become known as fence sitters.

A poor illegal immigrant carpenter from Mexio known only Jesu's will be ridiculed by the religious right as a hallucinatory maniac who thinks he represents the second coming of the Lord. He will be accused of terrorism and sentenced to death.

At that time God will have had just about enough of George WMD Bush and wipe him out in a battle called The Apocolypse.

In that battle, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell will spring horns and a tail and be cast into a sea of fire.

At the end of the battle, some young innocent left-behind children, will peel away rubber cement "skin" from Dick Cheney's forehead and reveal three sixes.

Dick will curse them, shouting, "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you darned fool, meddling kids!"

I have lived with this vision for over three years.

What does it mean?

Harvey Briggs

[Ready4Change]

11. Mathematic Universe

Everything in the universe is calculations. Literally. Our thoughts as well. If we could fully accept this, we could change the calculations by having different thoughts and "do magic."

[JohnKleeb]

12. Oh and I think malaci or whatever his name is in children of the corn is

Carrot Top.