The 700 Club is draining my soul... help me escape

St. Jarvitude

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:04 PM
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The 700 Club is draining my soul... help me escape

Ask me anything! For the love of my godless, satanistic, selfish hedonist traitorous liberal brain, help me escape!

:evilgrin:

Seriously... this whole 7-- post mark is annoying me :evilfrown:

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AndyP

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:10 PM
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1. Packers or Panthers?

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St. Jarvitude

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:32 PM
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4. Panthers

Pack suck.

DAAAAAAAAAA BEARS

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Meshuga

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:49 PM
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9. Are you still trying to escape?

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St. Jarvitude

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Mon Sep-13-04 10:14 PM
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11. Escape from the dooms of being a Chicago sports fan?

Or from the dooms of being stuck in the 700 Club?

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djeseru

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:11 PM
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2. "If...

...seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,"
"Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"

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St. Jarvitude

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:40 PM
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6. Ooh, let me tell you how uncultured I am

I actually thought at first that was a quote from Logan's Run, when the two main characters encounter that Walrus riddle dude in the tundra area.

It took me like five minutes to realize it was actually Lewis Carroll.. d'oh :silly:

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strategery blunder

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:20 PM
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3. Am I evil?

:evilgrin:

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lgardengate

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:38 PM
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5. We don't know...are ya?

O8)

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St. Jarvitude

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:42 PM
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7. REPENT SINNER! GIVE MONEY TO PAT ROBERTSON!!!

Ack, sorry, this 700 Club thing is getting to me...

I believe that everyone is evil to some extent... it's all just dependant on how evil you are (and how often you show it) :)

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strategery blunder

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:44 PM
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8. Cast the DEMONS out of me!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:

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Meshuga

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:50 PM
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10. You should ask for money

As tradicional members of the 700 club do.

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edbermac

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Mon Sep-13-04 10:49 PM
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12. I used to watch Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker...

They were good for a lot of laughs and I got the sense they even THEY didn't believe all the bullshit they were spouting, but Pat's a true believer. I can't watch that show; it's worse than anything on FOX...I'd like to get him and his son and just bitch-slap the shit out of them...

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VOX

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Mon Sep-13-04 10:56 PM
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13. Only 44 more posts to go, messiertom -- you can do it!

Post like hell and get out!!!

After that, it's smooth sailing and on to 1,000! :toast:

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