Funniest name of a business you have seen

[Digit]

[Digit]

1. Your ASH is mine

Chimney Sweeps

[JohnKleeb]

2. The Fudge packing factory

:D

[Digit]

4. You owe me a screen cleaning!

[JohnKleeb]

here's 10 bucks

and it was in a game.

[Eurobabe]

3. Burly Nerd

computer services in Waynesboro VA.

[kanrok]

5. When I graduated HS

I worked for a construction firm named "Quality Erection"... I loved taking business cards to the bars.

[AndyP]

7. That's classic!

[kanrok]

11. The funniest thing about it was

that the guy who owned the company didn't get the joke.

[Infomaniac]

6. Sacstroker

I saw it on www.funnynames.com.

[Nikia]

8. I always misread Pensis Chiropractic

Whenever we have driven by. I wonder if they get calls from people asking for treatment for their...

[liberalmuse]

9. 'My Wife's Place'...

then a few years later it became, 'My Ex-Wife's Place'. Then there's 'Brew'd Awakening' just down the street.

[Jokinomx]

56. I remember those two places...

My wife and I used to live in SLC... :-) for over 12 years. We left in 97.

I never went inside either place .. but I always thought to myself that the were odd names for a bar.

:toast:

[WilliamPitt]

10. Asian restaurant on Haight Street

called Phuck-et.

[lastknowngood]

12. Roach's Grocery

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

13. Longhorn Steel Erection

[althecat]

14. Beaver Liquor - Queenstown NZ

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. Whatever

Whatever Antiques, Old and NEW (wtf???)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Holy Cow! A Christian Butcher Shop

No shit. Saw it in Colorado.

[tandot]

17. Hung Thinh

Chinese Restaurant

[Paranoid_Portlander]

43. Hung Far Low.

Another Chinese restaurant. Has been in business at least 40 years (I think), right here in Portland.

[Lavender Brown]

52. Young Ho

Yet another Chinese takeout place

[Squeech]

58. A Dong Market

in Allston MA.

On edit: Oops, notmyprez already mentioned this one.

I haven't seen this one myself, but I'm told there's a gay bar in OK called Mary's Dancing School and Chain Saw Repair.

[tandot]

18. and ... the best liquor store ever: KOCK'S

I always have trouble writing my checks to them...very tempting to write "Cocks"

Actually, a year ago the moved to a bigger location. We call it now the Big Kock

[peekaloo]

19. Climax Lubricants in Houston, Tx.

[Digit]

20. RugSuckers Carpet Cleaning

[mark11727]

21. Once heard of a bar called "He Ain't Here"

[MercutioATC]

22. Beaver Liquors

in Beaver, PA

[alvis]

23. Hong Ki Chinese Restaurant

[Eat_The_Rich]

24. Funniest Business Name

Back in the late '70s there was an auto detailing business who's specialty was waxing. They had a big sign on North Broadway in New Hope, Minnesota. "The Wax Works, Home of the Hand Job". Really.

[abburdlen]

50. Curl up & Dye

in Wilmington NC, also home of "Go Postal" a mailbox etc type store.

[Meshuga]

25. "The happy endings"

[Eat_The_Rich]

26. Another One...

In Casper Wyoming: "DT's Liquor Store". It had a big pink elephant on the roof.

[baldguy]

27. That's easy!

[Kat45]

28. Edifice Wrecks -- demolition company

I love that name.

[Kat45]

29. A. Dong market

[Philostopher]

30. Well, let's see.

There was a radiator shop that didn't have a funny name in and of itself, it was 'Lang's Radiator Shop' or something like that, but the motto was always printed just below the logo in all their ads: "Hottest rods in town"

Also:

Hanger Artificial Limbs
(now called "Hanger Family Prosthetics," I believe)

Dick Burns Insurance

There was also a 'Craver Hookum' mortuary, too, but it's gone now -- or at least goes under a different name.

[gmoney]

31. Thoracic Park (Chiropractic) and Butt Construction

Thoracic Park gets really close to violating the Jurassic Park copyright...

Butt Construction is just plain dumb. "I have this unfortunate last name, so maybe I'll name my company after it, instead of Steve's Construction, or Cool Construction."

[DemVIctory]

33. Master Bait and Tackle

John Long Protective Products
Nate Moore Plumbing (nate being slang for urinate)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Crack Masters..

They fix cracked windshields.
Duckie

[PassingFair]

34. Saw it this summer...

Crazy Fool Tattoo!

[PittPoliSci]

35. i'm not sure what to make of this...

[Zero Gravitas]

36. Roger The Plumber

[foxy]

37. ING

nuff said

[ironflange]

38. Doggy Style

A local dog groomer. It gets better -- it shares a little strip mall with a sex shop.

[Seeking Serenity]

39. Gross Funeral Home

in Hot Springs, Arkansas.



I don't even want to know what goes on in there.

[yewberry]

40. TWO local liquor stores named "Bunghole Liquors"

True story...they sell t-shirts.

[Endangered Specie]

41. Duffus and Associates (Lawyers)

[Ron Green]

42. In-N-Out Lube (Fort Worth)

[Renew Deal]

44. Jugs and Strokers

It's a biker bar nearby.

[flamingyouth]

45. T&A Supply Company in Seattle

What DO they sell?:shrug:

[Tabasco_Dave]

46. Doggie style pet grooming

ooppps didn't see post 38 sorry

[democracyindanger]

47. Honey Bucket portable toilets

[Rambis]

48. Pump and Munch

It was across the street from Kum and Go and Juice and Junk in Okaboji Iowa. The other one was a sanitation company in Minnesota. Something sewer, We are #1 in the #2 business.

[Mike Niendorff]

49. Two that immediately spring to mind:

Crapo Appliance (Redmond, WA)
Beaver Liquors (Beaver, CO)


MDN

[auburngrad82]

51. The Master Baiter

It was a bait shop a few miles from Atlanta International Raceway. I don't even know if it's still there.

[BigMcLargehuge]

53. SofaKing!

Our prices are SofaKing low!

I had a picture of this add on a bus, but I didn't keep it :-(

[October]

54. Let's Get Stoned -- Stone/Quarry distributor

[lapislzi]

55. Floaters Fudge

on a highway in Delaware. My daughter and I are still cracked up about that one.

[scarlet_owl]

57. Duke of Oil garage.

I thought that was clever.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

59. Williams Steel Erection

In Falls Church, VA. I nearly rode my bicycle into a stop sign the first time I saw that on the side of a building.

[Lerkfish]

60. sign at chinese restaurant: "food to go in rear"

actual sign I saw in Las Vegas....punctuation is everything.

[MrBenchley]

61. Spastic for Plastic

a factory in New Jersey...

In midtown Manhattan there was a brief-lived candy store called "Drooler's Delight"....for some reason not many people thought candy or nuts that had been drooled on was much of a delight....

[Texasgal]

62. Beaver Lick cabins n/t