Let's try the best name of a bar thread.

[foxy]

Mine would be "Where you want to be"

Take it how you want to.

I think about where I want to be,
but how about if I answer the phone and say "where you want to be?"

Oh well it works either way :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I'd name mine Up Yours

then I'd answer the phone and say "Up yours?"

[VOX]

4. Haha! And I just congratulated you on all your thoughtful posts!!

Pretty funny, nsma!!! :toast:

[foxy]

6. I think "Up Yours" has a cute ring to it!

Could you her an upset woman calling and looking for her husband and hearing "Up Yours" when the phone is answered?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. hehe

[jpgray]

2. Sally's Legs.

Where did you say you went in for a drink? :silly:

[Chovexani]

3. Margaret Cho had a hilarious one in her last standup show

Fuck Me in the Ass Bar & Grill :evilgrin:

[punpirate]

5. When I lived in Florida...

... I once wanted to start a bar called "Sweet Thursday" after Steinbeck's book, have a big copy of the Yousef Karsh portrait of Steinbeck over the bar, sawdust, peanut shells on the floor, etc. Never enough money to do it, though.

[REVOLT823]

8. There is an old Jazz bar here in Indy that is called

the Slippery Noodle. Great place, lots of history and character.

[foxy]

10. I've had too many of those thank you

Yeah too much history in that name.........:(

[DBoon]

9. Father's Office

So you can tell all your non-drinking friends where you go after work and they think, "How nice, helping his Dad with work."

[foxy]

11. We have a "My Office" here in conroe tx

It's kinda of cute. Same 'ol same 'ol come in all of the time. It's kinda feels better than being at home some times, I feel more welcome.

[DBoon]

13. The "Union Meeting"

A standing joke among union friends in the entertainment biz (the worker bees, not the royalty). They will call a "union meeting", gatehr in an office, close the door, and open a good bottle of scotch.

Underneath the glitter, Hollywood really is a union town.

[foxy]

14. I tried schotch once a hangover I would love to forget!!!

But nice to meet you. If you're ever in Houston let me know.

[Endangered Specie]

12. Bush's Last Stand.

for the alcoholism in the family.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

15. Fictional: "The Little Black Box" (Simpsons) - where airline pilots hang

out to drink while awaiting their next flight

Real: "The Recovery Room", near Allegheny General Hospital in Pittsburgh, PA (not sure if it's still there)

[LiberalVoice]

23. I've never heard of it.

I think I would have if it was still around.

[Hobarticus]

16. Phileas T. Pickleshitter's

A nice play on the franchise bar trend, using a possessive, ie Applebee's, TGI Friday's, ad nauseum, no?

No, probably not. But it'd be fun to answer the phone.

[foxy]

17. I like to try for what is heard on the other end of the phone sound.

That's why I picked "Where you wanna be"

[foxy]

18. kick for those who missed this

Just wondering.

[Kenneth ken]

19. Barangrill

with everything Joni Mitchell on the jukebox, of course.

[tcfrogs]

20. "The Library"

There is a bar near Drake U. in Des Moines called that.

[foxy]

21. I like that one, would not have thought of that...

cool one thank you!

[tcfrogs]

22. You are welcome!

It is a real place - or at least it was back when I lived in Des Moines.

[LiberalVoice]

24. Hell

What better place to sit down and enjoy a "Flaming carcass" and a "Bloody, bloody Mary" after a long hard day at work?

[BrotherBuzz]

25. No Name Bar

Generic everything - plain blank matches, plain cocktail napkins, no sign....Just drinks!

Spike Africa, we all miss ya, and you were right "Times have been better".