Bad Ideas for Company/Product Slogans

[Endangered Specie]

Take a real company/product and come up with a slogan for it, like say:

"We'll take you all the way to the top" - Otis Elevators
"Slicing Heads off Cocks since 1952" - Cajun Turkey Co.
"Size doesn't matter" - U-haul

[rooboy]

1. Here's a real one from 20-30 years ago...

for Leggo's tomato paste and sauces....

"When Dad brings home the meat, Mom opens the Leggo's..."

[lpbk2713]

2. We don't give a rats ass if you hear us now. We are the phone company.