fun with creating and marketing right-wing merchandise

[Behind the Aegis]

I have seen some normal products given a political twist. The first thing that comes to mind is the "W" ketchup created to support the Shrub! So, I was thinking, wouldn't it be interesting to see what products the DU could come up to support Kerry, liberals, or just plain mock the right wing/repugs! So I will start...

Toilet paper with the faces of the current misAdministration on each sheet. The sell line: "They spent 4 years shitting on us, now it's our turn!"

A Rubik's cube (dated reference) with all six sides having the same color. "9 out of 10 freepers can get right!"

A box of crayons with all white crayons, except one black one, one brown, one red, and one pink. All of the "colored" ones have the title "TOKEN." The outside reads..."Coloring the world the white way!"

A candle with wicks at both ends. The inscription on the candle reads..."The Bush agenda for four more years!"

A check to all Americans that reads..."The Bush Tax Cut Reward." Notice to the Banker: Do not honor unless the person makes more than $200,000 a year!

A new TV rating system that includes... TV-M18T = mature (over 18); themes that may involve truth. TV-TP = talking points; no thought needed..direct link to FOX News. TV-WE = wild-eyed; crazy liberals spouting vile factual truths.

Those are some of my ideas. What can you come up with?!

Brightest Blessings!

[dave123williams]

1. You have like 2 months to get this to market. Good luck.