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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 07:46 AM Original message |
If I never hear the phrase "mission statement" again, it will be too soon. |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 07:53 AM Response to Original message |
1. Somebody read a book or hired a consultant |
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olddem43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 07:55 AM Response to Original message |
2. This is just a fad in the "management" game. We went through |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 07:58 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Wow. A song, that I could do... |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:14 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Thanks for the earworm! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:14 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Don't blame me. |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:17 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. True, and I've done enough damage already. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
3. Our Parish Pastoral Council decided this a couple of years ago. That |
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emulatorloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. Here is your mission statement |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:06 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Good boilerplate! |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
7. Sounds like part of the quality system program |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:12 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I edit a trade publication for the cleaning industry. |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:20 AM Response to Reply #9 |
17. Have you already got some objectives (per previous memo?) |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:26 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. We've pretty much gotten the statement done, |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. Just make some pseudo-Buddhist faux-profound motivational shit up. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:14 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. That got vetoed in Round III, for being too vague. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
13. But did you get the memo about the TPS reports? There's a new cover sheet. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:18 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I've actually had my boss come in and ask if I got the two-line memo. |
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MockSwede (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:54 AM Response to Reply #15 |
30. MCF-ed |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #13 |
27. LOL! That movie portrayed corporate bullshit perfectly. |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
16. Our Mission |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:21 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. That last sentence is a brilliant mission statement. |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:28 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I am always the pragmatist |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:36 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Beautiful! |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:39 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Draft 2 |
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olddem43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:57 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. the word "paradigm" |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 08:59 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. It's there... |
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olddem43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:41 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Yeah, I missed it on the first read, and so corrected my post. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:01 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. we went through this about ten years ago - |
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Guy_Montag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
26. Have you got a Vision Statement yet? |
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MockSwede (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
29. Why |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-14-04 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
31. Any Company That Feels It Needs a Mission Statement |
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