Am I sick? Do I need to be locked up?

[lapislzi]

I like to flirt when I'm driving. I have a longish, fairly boring commute, and flirting helps pass the time.

Lately I've started pulling alongside cars with bush insignia and doing it, then, once I get a nibble, pulling away just in time for them to see my JK and DU bumperstickers.

Do I need to seek professional help?

By the way, my extremely scientific research proves conclusively that Democrats are MUCH better looking (and do better car flirt).

[Spinzonner]

1. No, but you might look into body armor

there's crazies out there

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Are you a journalist?

http://www.winkie.org/oldwords/000146.html
Blowing off steam

So the past three days have been the epitome of what drives journalists to drink, do drugs, leave the profession to hook themselves on street corners or just sit in a shrub and drool a lot while throwing poo at passers-by.

[jukes]

3. purchase an

eaton supercharger for your car, to elude hot pursuit!

[lapislzi]

5. I put in a set of Bosch plugs

My lil baby FLIES. I don't call her Shadowfax for no reason.
:D

[LynneSin]

4. I do the same thing

My favorite thing to do on the road - get in front of vehicles with Bush bumperstickers on them.

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. Be careful out there lapis,

but I'd enjoy seeing this. It sounds like fun!

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