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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:16 AM
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Freeper friend's toddler son.....(funny!)
An old friend of the family is a Limbaugh listenin', Fox watchin', Bush lovin' freeper.

He has a small son who has an imaginary friend. The imaginary friend's name is......John Kerry!

So, should I give the kid a bunch of bumper stickers from his friend?
I could say, "These are called 'bumper stickers'. Do you know where the bumper is on Daddy's car?"

Or would that be too evil?
:evilgrin:

Out of the mouths of babes! It's all the proof I need that John Kerry is the real deal! I'll bet that kid sees LOTS of Bush, but he didn't pick Bush to be his friend!!!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:19 AM
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1. hmm... why not start a conversation with his friend?
tell the kid, "you know, I like John Kerry. And I know a lot of people who like him, too."

THAT would be interesting!
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:20 AM
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2. Too funny
If he lives in Freep household he probably never sees John Kerry yet hears a lot (of lies) about him so it should seem appropriate that he considers Kerry invisible.

John Kerry is my invisible friend too.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:20 AM
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3. That is funny.
I love it!!!!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:22 AM
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4. Kids rock.
I don't think that would be too evil... he would probably think it was very cool! Dad may not, though.

:evilgrin:
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zoeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:27 AM
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5. get that boy a john kerry doll...
surely someone is offering them on a web site.
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Lord_StarFyre Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-04 09:31 AM
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6. Do it!
Give the kid the Stickers, and tell him that his Friend WANTS him to put the Stickers on Daddy's Car.

When Daddy drops his sauce over it, say "Hey, you support an "adult" clown who talks to, and believes an invisible Cloud Being appointed him pResident, why shouldn't your kid have an invisible Friend too!"
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