Spam poetry slam

[Bossy Monkey]

Much as I hate spam ("I DON'T LIKE SPAM!") I'm becoming a fan of the random words inserted in some items for who knows what reason. Presumably it's to beat spam filters, but, uh, it doesn't exactly wind up sounding like normal email. Rather wondrous poetry though; everybody play!:

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Subject: Rilj Just buy it aswln

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[RobertSeattle]

1. Spam Email Subject: i've had eonugh of your bluslhit

For some reason this struck me as just interesting - Here is something autogenerated by a spam program that sounds like someone is drunk and mad at me.

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Might make an ideal title for the spam poem n/t

[RobertSeattle]

3. Febuary 18, 2005

Two spam emails collide over the intenet, somehow a sentient being is born...

[Bossy Monkey]

4. ...and her name will be elizabeth mukdendrizzlecrotch

or disorderly reichenberg