Just started reading "The Family" by Kitty Kelley

[Dookus]

Did you know Barbara Bush used to blow ponies in Tijuana? And not for money either... just for fun! I was unaware of that.

[4morewars]

1. I did not know that !

[partygirl]

2. I thought it was donkeys?

damn I have to get started on the reading I must have lots of things wrong about the Bushes that I need to clear up in my muddled mind.

[Dookus]

6. I wasn't clear

Yeah, she blew donkeys, but that was for money. The ponies were just an avocation.

[partygirl]

13. thanks for clearing

that up--it is so easy to get confused (the sexual escapades of the Bushes are SOO wild).

Better hide your innocent little puppy if they swing through town. :scared:

[JSJ]

3. pop-eye (babs) also had intercourse with an ass...

...and delivered a 65 pound bouncing baby antichrist to the world. He was named junior.

[Archae]

4. Barbara elder or younger? Crap, doesn't matter.

Are you serious, that this is in there?

If so, it just reinforces my view of Kitty Kelly as a hack, willing to write down any bullshit someone may have whispered to her.

Because that is garbage.

[Dookus]

5. pssst...

(it's the lounge!)

[Archae]

10. Oh.

(Emily Litella voice)

"Never mind..."

:crazy:

Ok, let's get back to what's REALLY important!
Instead of wondering if a Bush blew a horse, how much horse and blow did Drinky Bunnypants do?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

7. I hear she once shot a man just to watch him die

Actually that's not true. I think she's shot lots of men.

[enigmatic]

9. I'm pretty sure that happened in Reno..

I wonder if she ever hangs her head and cries?

[Archae]

12. While George only did shots.

But Georgie Joe shot a man while robbing his castle, Laura Sue took the money and run... :D

[Squeegee]

8. Funny, on page 97...

... it says the same thing about George Bush Sr., though he did it in the company of swift-boat veterans.

[drfemoe]

11. fun?

sounds rather grotesque. Oooohhh.. like 50% of the population .
.. k I get it now. ugh ..