The Official Denial Thread: Whatever it is, deny it here!

[sus]

it wasn't me. i did not start this thread.. nope.

[GOPisEvil]

1. I am not a crook.

[mopinko]

7. .

[lazarus]

2. I deny

that this thread exists.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i am not a flirt

[eyesroll]

4. I am not trolling for attention.

No siree.

[Skittles]

5. I AM NOT A MEAN PERSON

NO INDEED

[Xipe Totec]

6. That's Not Mine, Babe! n/t

[JaySherman]

8. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Sorry. Had to say it. Too easy :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

12. And Chad is not my son!

[LisaLynne]

9. I deny I even read this thread.

[sniffa]

10. i did not not fuLfiLL my nationaL guard duties

[sus]

13. ah-ha! that's a double negative! busted!

I guess NOW you'll tell us that you didn't "know" that.

[sniffa]

19. that is not not untrue

[sus]

25. damn you and your infernal Vulcan logic..

:mad:

[sniffa]

30. was i not misinformed?

[sus]

32. BWAHAHAHA!!

[Kadie]

11. I know nothing...NOTHING!!!

[SarahB]

14. "I didn't do it."- Bart Simpson

[GOPisEvil]

15. Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl who says that I am the one.

But the kid is not my son. Promise!

[GiovanniC]

37. Updated Version

Little Billy's not my lover! He's just a kid who stays at Neverland Ranch.

And he isn't wearing pants.



Oooh.... very, very sorry about that.

[Inland]

16. She's stalking ME, I never even called her

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I never attempt to plug my crummy music page!

Never!

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?songs=15077&T=2733

Nope, nada....

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. I'm not even going there.

;)

[baldguy]

20. I didn't give those WMDs to Saddam!

I wasn't even there!

Ya know what? You should talk to Don, HE'S got the receipts! Yeah, thats the ticket! He's got 'em stashed somewhere - ya know, just in case he needs some "leverage" if Bush gets elected again.

[VelmaD]

21. I didn't do it...

nobody saw me do it...you can't prove anything. :evilgrin:

[sus]

31. the brownie batter all over the crime scene tells a different story.

:9

as a sidenote: i take bribes.

[VelmaD]

33. Excellent *in best Monty Burns voice*

So what would you like me to bribe you to do? :)

[sus]

34. wait. I'm confused.

I thought the deal was that I get brownies and you get the satisfaction of spreading happiness and cellulite.

[VelmaD]

36. Yup...spreading them...

to someone else. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[Ryano42]

22. A Screaming Slapshot from the Point...

DENIED!!!!

Hand the puck to the Referee...

:9

Goalie: My Goal is to DENY yours.

[regularguy]

23. I didn't put that flaming bag of dog shit on the White House porch.

[Endangered Specie]

24. I did not have sex with that woman.

[Richardo]

26. "For the last time: It's the 'Clinton-Gore Recession'...

...and it started in March 2000.

[Misunderestimator]

27. I did NOT play golf with George HW Bush!

[EstimatedProphet]

28. It ain't me babe

No no no
It ain't me babe
It ain't me you're looking for babe

[mark11727]

29. I did not inhale...

...then y'all was doing it wrong.

[Phillycat]

35. I didn't have sex with her! Who are you going to believe--

me or your lying eyes?

/old Eddie Murphy routine

[GiovanniC]

38. The Prostitute, The Handcuffs, the Whipped Cream, & the Circus Animals

Are all very innocent, see.

She's a... um, undercover cop, see? That's why she's got the handcuffs. And, uh... she was hungry! Yeah, that's it. Hungry. So she was eating whipped cream. And um... she likes the circus. Yeah... so she wanted to see the animals. And I wanted to help her... um... because she's dying! Yeah, that's the ticket. Dying. So this was her one final wish, see? And I'm only naked because it's really warm in here. Don't you think it's really warm in here?