Who is meaner?

[eyesroll]

Poll question: Who is meaner?

Whoisalhedges just called me a horrible person for posting my nicknames poll (and inadvertently saddening someone in the process, for which I have apologized).

Then again, I did diffuse his penis joke by denigrating his baseball skills.

So....

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. You don't have to be racist about it.

[eyesroll]

2. You're just being niggardly.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I can't believe anyone would say such a thing in this day and age.

:o

[eyesroll]

20. You're a pedagogue, too!

:O

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Anti-semite.

[eyesroll]

45. Anti-dentite.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh please...like there's a debate here.

Eyesroll gives us pseudo-lesbian fantasies.

Hedges gives us...well...we're not sure what he gives us.

Ergo, Hedges is meaner.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. At least I'm equally mean to ALL races...

...unlike that bigot eyesroll.

[GOPisEvil]

7. You're not going to start whining like "those people" are you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. My God! I've never heard anything so derogatory about the Hungarians!

Go back to Free Republic, you MONSTER!

[Donkeyboy75]

6. He gives us

condescending looks from his perch of musical snobbery. That's at least something...

[eyesroll]

26. And I put my fingers in my ears and sing LA LA LA LA

in a key that's known only to me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. You sing in the key of R-minor.

It is very upsetting.

[eyesroll]

Yes, but...

I'm not gonna send you pictures or anything.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

8. Other... don't know

It's obvious that whoisalhedges is meaner, at least overtly.

However, eyesroll, you could be more mean in an insidious way. You did allude to as much in another post, after all.

So, who knows for sure?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I have just had enough of her "lazy Thai" jokes.

I can't take it anymore.

[redqueen]

23. WHAT?!

Oh nooooo! My heart is broken! My great great aunt on my mother's side is Thai. (Well, was, rather.) Regardless, that just makes me so mad! I didn't care about whatever other thing it was you were ranting about ... but this... this affects me personally... so now it really matters!

Oh, you cannot know my sadness! This revelation has spoiled my image of her as a nerd goddess ... now all my gunmetal blue trenchcoat fantasies are ruined... ruined, I say! And oh, the shame... to have lusted for someone who curses my heritage! I'll never recover... never!!!!

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. You think that's bad? You shoulda heard what she said about the Swiss.

:scared:

[redqueen]

27. Swiss?

I don't know any Swiss... who cares? Cheese?

[eyesroll]

28. All I said was that the little Miss keyed my car.

Jeez, some people...

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. There you go again.

[eyesroll]

25. Oh, Hedges is hearing things...

I mentioned I didn't like overly basily Thai.

No, I like my noodles with the right balance...

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. They are PEOPLE, dammit!

Not just "things" for you to eat. x(

[redqueen]

32. I've only tried Thai food once.

I had peanut butter chicken... it was not good.

I've heard lots of good things, so I've considered trying it again, though. I'll usually try anything twice, because you never know what could have messed up the first try.

[eyesroll]

34. That's the spirit...

There's a good chance that my life would be very different now if I gave up on things because of one bad experience....

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

19. I do take pleasure in others' misfortunes, yes.

And it is going to bite me in the ass someday.

But...in the meantime...score one for me!
:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I just can't believe you'd behave that way toward the Zoroastrians.

Haven't they suffered enough?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Who cares about the minutae of the lives of these dullards?

Oh...er...Hi, eyesroll.(sheepish)

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. You should've heard what she had to say about the Scots.

I can't even repeat that one here. :wtf:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Just cause we wear skirts, we ain't girls.

Uhkay?

[eyesroll]

17. Damn.

Too bad.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Yes, Byron.

She said she would like to have sex with you, but that you were too busy committing crimes, or something.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

35. We were stealing sheep.

That's what we call it these days.

[eyesroll]

37. The sheep was for hedges.

:scared:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

38. Mutton frottage? The cad!

[eyesroll]

Why does that sound more like what you'd get on your pizza

in India?

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. You'd almost think I was Welsh.

Ye gods! eyesroll's insidious hatred is starting to rub off on me! :cry:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

44. You are Welsh.

Well, probably.

http://www.hedges-study.org/newsltr.htm

[redqueen]

33. So you say

I won't believe you until I see the proof for myself.

[eyesroll]

36. Should be easy--

After all, they don't wear anything under their skirts. All byron will have to do is cross (his?) legs a few times...

[redqueen]

42. So I've heard

Again... need proof. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Other: That's the rock where I saw the leprechaun.

He tells me to burn things!

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I'm the Leprechaun!

:D

[redqueen]

15. hahahahahahahaha

Thanks! :hi:

[dolo amber]

39. Pffft....novices

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Well, I wasn't gonna go naming names.

We all know the correct answer to the question.

[eyesroll]

43. No disrespect to the master, of course.

Oh, right, I'm trying to be mean.

No disrespect to the master, bitch.

:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

46. You're not mean.

You've always been very accomodating to me.

Lightweight.

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. Take that back! How dare you besmirch a lady's honor by calling her...

..."not mean?"

Pistols at sunrise, scoundrel. Pistols at sunrise.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

48. Mmmm. I'm not sure.

Can we shag afterwards? Or just cuddle?

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. I'll run you through, cur!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. Hey! I want to be the daddy.

[eyesroll]

51. Be careful what you wish for, Byron...

Hedges did say his childhood nickname was "snake."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. Well, mine was 'uncommonly large penis'.

What of it?

[eyesroll]

53. I just wanted to let you know what you were getting into.

I mean, combine your prodigious reproductive ability with his serpantine nature...and you could end up with lots of little creatures slithering around....

Just saying.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

54. OK. We'll stick to the duel then.

Maybe a little homoerotic wrestling, but that's it.

[eyesroll]

55. HEY, REDQUEEN!

Wanna watch?

[redqueen]

56. Only if they wear lederhosen.

Or kilts. Oh, whatever... so long as it's entertaining.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. Is there some way in which that could not be entertaining?

[redqueen]

58. Well... no...

but anything can always be made more entertaining... and if I have to endure the jealousy, then I might as well try to make it a bit humiliating for you two.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

59. We could have a side duel if you want, redqueen...

I mean, they're getting theirs....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

60. We really should start thinking about pricing arrangements.

[eyesroll]

61. There will be commemorative photo mugs available in the gift shop

30 minutes after the show.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

64. Yeah, but what about the gate?

I'm thinking $45 apiece.

[eyesroll]

65. You better be talking American.

Now, would this get someone in for the whole slate, or is this fight-by-fight pricing here?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

66. How much are you worth?

[redqueen]

62. Well sure ... but I don't know greco-roman technique.

Any suggestions?

[eyesroll]

63. Well....

There's freestyle...cole slaw...dueling banjos...

I'm sure we could work something out.