If we were to swap bodies for the day - what should I know about yours???

[LynneSin]

AKA like Freaky Friday!!!

Anything I should be aware of before I posess your body for the day!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. I have exceptionally long toes.

Balance issues.

[pagerbear]

17. Call me crazy

...but long, sexy toes send me!

[sniffa]

29. you're crazy

i hope you don't mind a LiL hair on em. ;)

[bif]

It needs a hearty amount of beer

To remain happy.

[JimmyJazz]

14. Mom - is that you?

[bif]

21. Sorry, not this guy.

n/t

[JimmyJazz]

30. dad???

We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country.
-- This one doesn't stop being funny, no matter how many times you re-read or re-listen to it...

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yes, that really is all there is.

:evilfrown:

[terrya]

3. It's a little more wrinkly than the one in my 20's.

Just so you know.

[Fridays Child]

4. Just give it chocolate and naps. You'll do fine.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

5. That your uterus is being...

squashed by a vise today. :cry:

Are ya sure ya wanna swap??? ;)

[LynneSin]

9. I just got over the uterus/vice thing - I have extra Vioxx

:D

[Burma Jones]

6. Don't, Don't, Don't, I really mean Don't

Wash down a steak with Old Milwaukee Beer......

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Be warned: Mrs. Beastman will want to brush your chest hair.

Just let her...:D

[Worst Username Ever]

8. It can hold a lot of booze

for it's skinny frame, there is a regular need for sexual release, the hair is normal, please do not shave it off.

Also, aim carefully.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. hmmm

you will have to cuddle liontamer....its my body's main responsibility

[redqueen]

11. Keep a caffeinated beverage handy

Otherwise you'll get a raging headache!

[meegbear]

12. My erogenous zones extend about 500 feet

Have fun! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

18. That's sounds about my range and I really dig men too

you'll be quite happy!

[benburch]

13. No shellfish or chocolate!

I am very allergic to both!

[havocmom]

15. Everything has arthritis

and the Aleve is in the kitchen cabinet with the vitamins.

Whiskey in other cabinet, in case the Aleve doesn't do it and/or the guy next door is on his porch naked again.

Oh, and the dog snores.

[LynneSin]

20. as long as the dog doesn't fart

I won't put up with stinky dog farts

[ReadTomPaine]

25. Sure... it was the *dog*

;)

RTP

[havocmom]

28. Nope. That's the cat's job

and she does it with enthusiasm. I think the guy next door scares her.

[russian33]

16. You'll have to beat women off with a stick...

..and I'm also very modest :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

19. You'll wake up bruised a lot.

Some of them, you'll know where they came from.
Some of them, you won't. You're just a klutz that way.

On the upside, you'll have a pretty good pain tolerance and a fairly recent ability to control cramps mentally.

[TX-RAT]

22. OK

You'll need to develop a taste for Mexican food, Crown Royal, and good hand rolled Cigars. "Oh" You will also need to be able to pee standing up.
I'm sure you've got the cat thing down pat.

[NanBo]

23. That craving you feel between 4:30 and 5:00pm

(Providing it's Mon-Fri) is for the one, single cigarette per day, 5 days a week that I secretly have been smoking for the past 3 or so years. The smokes are in the secret pocket of my purse and if it's like the 3rd week into the pack, they're pretty stale :) DON'T FORGET TO CHEW THE 2 PIECES OF GUM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT AFTERWARDS!!

Should you decide to withstand this craving, it will bug you the rest of the night in which case I suggest we switch bodies on the weekend when this isn't an issue. :)

[SarahB]

24. That most men won't remember what color your eyes are.

And I have a seriously low tolerance for booze.
i.e. Two drink limit.

[LynneSin]

26. For those of you stuck with my body:

Make sure you get plenty of fiber (doctor's order)
Abbott expects about 20 minutes of snuggling when you get home to my place. Evita will ignore you until right before you head to bed and then she expects a good brushing - her brush is on the nightstand. And don't forget to send an email at least once a day to sus to remind her that she's a loser for once again ditching us for another event (Movie & Tequila tonight)

[LynzM]

27. That it's a diabetic body

Erm, and that it really likes chocolate :)

[TrogL]

31. long list

• do NOT blow your nose hard - it will bleed
  
• be careful getting out after long car ride - trick hip
  
• the pain killers are in my jacket pockets
  
• do NOT clench your teeth
  
• do NOT let your blood pressure get above 120/80 or you'll be in a world of hurt
  
• go ahead and scratch - I'm shedding
  
• no point in combing hair - it will be a mess in 30 seconds
  
• you have a gag reflex from hell, swallow fast (no, that's not meant to be obscene)
  
• shake five times
  

[soothsayer]

32. You won't be able to keep your paws off of it

Wait---I don't REALLY have paws...!

[JVS]

33. Let it idle for a bit in the morning, and give it plenty of fluids