And the #1 thing NOT TO DO IN Montana

[MichaelHarris]

1. Go into a sporting goods store on Sept. 11th and ask, "Why is everyone wearing red, white, and blue ribbons?"

I did that because I just forgot. My reply was, "Oh yeah I remember, the reason we invaded a country that had nothing to do with 9-11" man the corn-fed boys stormed me.

[mitchtv]

1. 2. be an Indian

while in MT

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. The #1 thing not to do in Montana?

Anything besides drive through it.

[MichaelHarris]

3. I love

flyfishing in Montana but this last trip was horrible. I went with a guy I didn't know all that well for 10 days and lasted 3. I had to hike out and find a hotel room because he had drove. Called my wife and waited for her to drive from Washington to get me.

[TlalocW]

4. How about walk into the store

And say, "What a faaaa-bu-lous window treatment?"

Here in Tulsa, we have a really fundy church called GUTS Church that has a Hell-House every Halloween where you walk through different rooms to see different sinners burning in hell - abortionists, homosexuals, etc. I really want to go and say something like that in the homosexual room... Of course, then they would definitely follow me and try to "convert" me into becoming a good Christian.

TlalocW

[MichaelHarris]

5. LOL if

I ever found something like that every fiber of my being would cause me to trash the hell out of it.

[ET Awful]

7. You have got to be shitting me!!!

Why do I have the sudden urge t ogo to this Hell-House and decorate with various adult toys and marital aids :)

[LDS Jock]

12. OMG.. so much for the verse

"Judge not lest ye be judged"

[Debi]

14. PUPPIES!!!!

eom

[mitchtv]

18. they are "playing " Hellhouse in Hollywood

with guests like Bill Maher playing Satan- Richard Belzer ,etc They haven't changed anything, its the funniest show in town.

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. Ask if the

Kaczynski residence has been designated a state monument yet.

[MichaelHarris]

9. thats

on bushes* second term agenda I heard.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

8. "And the # 1 thing NOT TO DO IN Montana"

Badmouth Timothy McVeigh.

:scared:

[MichaelHarris]

10. he's

on the new Montana St quarter right?

[Debi]

11. Ummm, that's grain fed out in Montana...

Corn fed is in the central part of the country....

[MichaelHarris]

13. corn, grain, oats

those big-ole boys wanted to kick my ass.

[Debi]

15. Balin' hay and feeding the cattle...

is quite the workout...and draggin an elk that you just shot down the mountian ain't no picnic either!!

[MichaelHarris]

16. would those be

out of season elk or in season elk? Man there was some killin' going on in the woods where I was. Bullits flyin everywhere.

[Debi]

17. Don't know the seasons there...

I know we're one week away from shooting geese and ducks here in Iowa...those guns go off RIGHT at dawn...no reason anyone in the State would WANT TO SLEEP!!!

There's also MANY 'target practice' areas that people can shoot whenever they darn well please!!

[MichaelHarris]

19. I think elk

season started in Montana last weekend because I heard tons of shooting. It's either that on the local militia found some "non-white" people. Not really a season on those.

[bif]

22. You sure it isn't "Feeding hay and ballin' the cattle"?

[underpants]

20. Do they still have dental flosh?

It's know for that I hear.

[MichaelHarris]

21. only

if Frank Zappa's farm is still producing