My wife loves watching me beat my meat

[MrScorpio]

So okay, we're in the kitchen and I'm tenderizing this cut of beef with this tenderizing hammer. Then my wife comes around and gives me a hug and a kiss. So I say, "What's up?"

She says that she's thanking me for helping out in the kitchen. Especially, since she hurt her shoulder some time ago and really dreads using the tenderizing hammer.

I tell her no problem and I don't mind helping out at all, since I know that this is the best way to make the meat tender and juicy.

So she goes over to make the salad and I get back to tenderizing.

We're going to eat good tonight.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Ah. See, I thought you were talking about masturbation.

A simple mistake.

[Guy_Montag]

2. That's just because you have a filthy mind,

no-one else thought that.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Nope.

Absolutely no-one.
Least of all you, Guy.

:cry:

[Guy_Montag]

4. When I had my lobotomy I got them to leave an opening so I can

scrub my mind out with dettol & a wire brush to keep it clean. :)

[pagerbear]

5. Hmmmmm.......

One might almost suspect you enjoy posting incendiary threads using sexually suggestive language about food. Just a thought.

[MrScorpio]

6. Gee, What gives you that idea?

I just don't see it.