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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:01 PM
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Uh, I just ate a whole bag of chips. What should I do now?
This is what happens when you skip breakfast.
A whole bag of Herr's Cheddar and Sour Cream. And, I had it with a Coke.

And I'm still hungry.

Carbs are evil! Evil I say!
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:01 PM
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1. God I love chips...
Go get another bag!!!

NO DON'T!!

:crazy:
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:01 PM
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2. What CAN you do now?
Aside from wallow, I mean.
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:15 PM
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10. Why didnt I stop myself,ohhhh whyyyy...
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:18 PM
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11. I know of a program that might interest you
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:12 PM
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14. You do??
Do tell, do tell.
Is it called "don't be a pig and eat whole bags of chips--and dammit, don't skip breakfast either"?

:D
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 10:08 AM
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22. Er.....no
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:02 PM
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3. At least they weren't Olestra chips
No anal leakage. :)
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:13 PM
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15. I have never heard of Olestra chips, and they sound scary.nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:02 PM
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4. It involves a finger, a throat, and a gag reflex.
Put finger in throat and let gag reflex do its thing. :D
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:09 PM
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5. It's obvious
Start a sexually suggestive thread about it!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:10 PM
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6. Purge-THEN get more! n/t
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:11 PM
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7. Have some protein (m)
it'll help when your blood sugar spikes and plummets as a result of the chips - it won't plummet as low and you hopefully won't have such bad cravings for more.

So go eat something with protein!
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:14 PM
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9. Do I have to eat an entire side of beef, LOL?
I can't believe I ate that whole thing.
Thanks for the suggestion....that's what I'm kind of fearing, I know my blood sugar is going to go through the roof.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 01:12 PM
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8. Slide down the front of your couch with crumbs on your shirt. n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:01 PM
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12. fuck it, I'm going out and buying a bag
we can ride this one out together - and no that doesn't mean I'm buying the olestra variant :evilgrin:
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:10 PM
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13. Get me another one too, because now I want to take a nap.
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 04:11 PM by tjdee
Feeling the carb stupor now, and there's only one way to get that blood sugar under control!
:P
(uh, Michigan Voter don't read that, I'm off for some peanut butter!)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 06:36 PM
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17. here, you can have the rest of mine
I got bored after the first couple handfulls.
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 06:41 PM
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21. Thanks...unless they're Doritos. Those are sharp.
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 06:41 PM by tjdee
They're almost as scary as this Olestra I've heard tell of.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:13 PM
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16. go run a few miles
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shingashong Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 06:38 PM
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18. Chips sound good. I'm craving carbs. LOL n/t
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 06:39 PM
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19. Puke. Rinse well. Repeat.
If you're into that sorta thing.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 06:39 PM
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20. There really is no choice.
You must invade Poland.
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Surf Cowboy Donating Member (500 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 10:19 AM
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23. Pray to God that they weren't made with Olean...
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