How Long Will Mr & Mrs Britney Spears Stay Married?

[arwalden]

On what date will we first discover that they have filed for divorce?

Bookmark this thread so that we can revisit this topic later on. (As if anyone really cares in the first place.) LOL.

-- Allen

[mrboba1]

1. 10 months.

2 months after the announcement of her pregnancy. He'll go cheat again on pregnant S.O.

That would be: July 12, 2005.

[Debi]

19. What...she's not already pregnant???

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

2. I expect Brit will try to get preggo right away, and I reckon they'll stay

together at least till they have the baby, I'm going to go with:

November, 2005

[catzies]

16. I think she's already pregnant.

n/t

[sasquatch]

24. Yeah, *cough* with my baby

:(I was drunk:beer::shrug:

[Debi]

25. Jason Alexander???

When did you start posting on DU?

Your divorce is final....please leave Ms. Spears alone now.

[sasquatch]

29. I was after him and before this guy

I was attending the recent Sasquatch convention in Oregon with the rest of my brothers and sisters. Well anyway we were hangin' out with that bear that drinks all the good micro-brew. He found a camp site that was populated with German tourist and brought me back some good Deutchland brew and I was drunk before I knew it. Well anyway I woke up in a cave somewhere and she was laying naked next too me.:puke: OH GOD I STILL FEEL DIRTY!(runs off to take shower)

[Debi]

31. I guess we'll have to wait til the baby is born...

and see if it's covered with hair....sasq.

[terrya]

3. Next Monday, 09/27/04. The papers will be filed at 11:21AM PST.

[arwalden]

4. August 20, 2005

And that's being generous.

[Deja Q]

5. Before 01 October 2004

:-)

[theKnave]

6. who cares?

it's their business. who cares what they do (or don't do) in their bedroom, or how long their union lasts?

with that said, i'll give it as long as any of J-Lo's marriages. ;-)

[Kid_A]

7. As soon as the kid stops being cute enough to use as a prop, she's gone.

I fucking hate Britney Spears. And not only because her "music" sucks, but because she's a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Do you think she knows she's in F9/11?

[murielm99]

11. She knows.

She went to see it with her current husband, before they got hitched.

Britney is a * supporter. Those airhead views expressed in the movie show her true self.

My daughter, who is now 20, used to like her when she was younger. She despises her now.

My daughter told me she read an article that said they seldom interview Britney, and prefer to photograph her for reasons other than her slutty beauty. It becomes obvious after more than a few sentences that she has little education beyond an eighth grade level.

I don't think there are many men who will put up with someone like her for long, unless they are equally stupid.

[Debi]

20. Do you mean the puppy she just bought???

Just kidding...

[FunBobbyMucha]

8. Separated before the election.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

9. Are they still married?

6 P.M. Eastern time todayB-)

[Phillycat]

10. You probably don't need to bookmark it.

It probably won't be archived before the divorce is announced.

I do feel bad for that poor child, though. It's an awful lot of chaos and media attention for such a little thing.

[demnan]

12. I foresee a Christmas breakup

That's when everybody gets high and out of control.

[sbj405]

13. Until she needs the publicity or he wants his share of her $

[gratuitous]

14. Well, if it doesn't work out

It'll probably be because all those distasteful homosexual people are getting married! It's so difficult to respect the sanctity of marriage when any couple who love each other, regardless of gender assignment, are able to get hitched. Such a sensitive hothouse flower as our Miss Britney will almost surely be unable to maintain her sacred wedding vows should Measure 36 fail in Oregon.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Maybe a year.

[politicat]

17. When he manages to siphon off as much of her money as he's likely to get.

Pre-nup, Brit. Prenup.

Stupid child.

Pcat

[Champ]

18. I'd give it 2-4 years

[Maleficus]

21. I give it...

1 week, six days, 12 hours, 34 minutes, 23 seconds.

:D

[NC_Nurse]

22. Til the drugs

wear off.
could be tomorrow, could be years...:D

[Beer Snob-50]

23. this is true love!!!

it will last forever. oh wait, same sex marriage is legal in massachusetts!!! i give it 48 hours.

[UpsideDownFlag]

26. who gives a rat's ass? nt

[shingashong]

32. My thoughts exactly n/t

[bigwillq]

27. 104 days

At least until after X-mas and New Year's.

[Kat45]

28. Are they still married?

[Obamarama]

30. Who the fuck cares?

That crass reply is not meant to denigrate the originator of the post in any way.

It's basically how I feel in general about the synthetically talentless, over-processed, shrink-wrapped, mass-marketed "artist" otherwise known as Britney Spears.

Biggest. Zero. EVER.

[Beaverhausen]

33. I guess I missed something- did she get married?

I had a busy weekend- saw YES last night. Awesome show.

[eyesroll]

34. When does the prenup expire?

:shrug:

[AgadorSparticus]

35. my guess is 6 months...right around valentine's day.

any longer than that, it will be because she is preggers.

[AgadorSparticus]

36. duplicate