What book do you think should be made into a big steaming pile of pulp?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I'll start with the entire Chicken Soup series.

[da_chimperor]

1. Unfit for command n/t

[punpirate]

2. All the Bush family's...

... official campaign biographies.... :P

[terrya]

3. Anything Ann Coulter has ever written.

Trees were destroyed in the making of these dreadful, hateful books. Turning them into pulp wouldn't repay the insult to Mother Nature, but it's the next best thing.

[11 Bravo]

10. Coulter's Usually Not Truthful.

n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. And the complete works of Diana Gabaldon.

[flamingyouth]

5. Billy Budd n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Ahem.

Morrissey wrote a song based on that one.

[flamingyouth]

8. I like the song

Just not the book. So don't tell Neil. ;)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. I won't.

Who's Neil, anyway? ;)

[bkcc]

6. Anything by Ayn Rand.

Specifically, "Atlas Shrugged."

[Squeech]

12. Actually Rand would have despised Dubya.

The most conspicuous bad guy in Atlas Shrugged is the CEO of the railroad, a glad-handing poseur who got the job only because he was the number one son of the founding family, who spends most of his time trading favors with other corrupt plutocrats and functionaries. Sound like anyone we know? Also Rand despised religion, especially when used as a tool to power.

Although she may well have sucked it up and become a good Bushbot. She was on record as stating that Ronald Reagan would make a great president, based on his performance as governor of California (and, earlier, as corporate shill and red baiter).

My answer to the original question is: the Left Behind series.

[jonnyblitz]

14. she LOATHED religion, for one, and Dubya is a fundie n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. Still. She was an extremist nut-job with no redeeming factors.

[Donkeyboy75]

11. The gawdawful "Left Behind" series.

[dryan]

13. The DaVinci Code

[Richardo]

15. Da Vinci Code.

The pulp could then be used to form paper logs with which you could burn all the copies of 'Digital Fortress'. x(

[tigereye]

17. books by Danielle Steele and others on the bestseller list

Sorry, that's how I feel.

As for Dan Simmons, books by Ian Pears on the same topic as DaVinci Code are SOOO much better.


lookin for trouble, eh, Byron

[Blue Gardener]

18. Harlequin Romances

How can people read that drivel? Try reading something that doesn't turn your brain to mush.

[Susang]

19. The Harry Potter Series

Oh wait, it already is! }(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. Thank you for spoofing my post...

I feel special!!
Duckie

[shingashong]

21. That one by Dr. Laura: Women and the stupid things they do

or something like that...

God she's such a hypocritical bitch!

I also borrowed a book on marriage from my fundie co-worker. I want to burn it. I don't work with her anymore and haven't heard from her to get the book back. Hmm, I feel like burning it. It's basically the woman needs to care for the man drivel.

Blech.

[NashVegas]

22. Another Vote for DaVinci Code

man's on fire tonight.