Eat a Kielbasa before bed. Seriously.

[trumad]

You'll have Sex dreams like never before....

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. And you'll fart like a howitzer.

[Paragon]

4. LOL

Just added "fart like a Howitzer" to my repertoire. Thanks!

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I live to serve.

Although there's something about a Cubs fan living in Cincinnati that really pisses me off. :grr:

[Paragon]

7. Sorry.

I lived a few blocks from Wrigley for seven years. Better?

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. No.

Making things better is the coward's way out.

[AlinPA]

11. I visit my daughter on W. Brompton near the Jewel on Broadway

[redqueen]

2. Mmmmmmm

How come all I ever get is indigestion?

:shrug:

[NC_Nurse]

3. Can'T

Got reflux...:(

[sui generis]

5. some people might just put it next to the bed on the nightstand

and gaze longingly at it. It is a kielbasa after all -

(I'm talking about those of us who would like to be able to EAT the sausage, not, oh nevermind)

(locking thread in 3 - 2 - 1 . . . .)

[Dzimbowicz]

8. Being a little Freudian eh??

I guess this might be one reason Polish families (like mine) are so large.

[sui generis]

13. why whatever do you mean?

yup, eating german sausage will make you large too unless you meant, uh, oh that! Okay. Right there with you but from the other side of the border.

Freud was Austrian though, not much in the literature about Austrian sausage.

[DrWeird]

10. I did that once.

I just burped sausage fumes for eight hours.

[Deja Q]

12. I love that kielbasa!

:9 :9 :9

[sui generis]

14. I ate a kielbasa last night and had sex dreams

about whoisalhedges. A warning: it could happen to you too. I know some kielbasa is bent and some of it is straight. I must have eaten the bent sausage.

[Misunderestimator]

15. But if the dreams have anything resembling a Kielbasa in them...

they'd be nightmares... :scared: