I'm Tart & Juicy "Calling all Amish men"

[samplegirl]

I posted recently about how I love to make apple pies. So today
while i was out with Bob I decided to get some apples to make some
pies. I usually like to get Cortland apples because they are tart.
So...instead of going to the Orchards as i planed we stopped at
the Farm Market so i could get some. So i asked the boy....if the
Empire apple was tart he replyed yeah great for a pie tart and juicy.
Bob says....yeah thats what she is tart & juicy......the girl working
there overheard...and just stared at me. I wanted to die.....so i just looked at her and said......As if he would know! I never know
what hes gonna pop off with...but without his sence of humor my life
would be pretty dull.

[mistertrickster]

1. My grandparents grew up Amish--they're not prudes.

Why do you think they marry the girls off when they're 16?

That shop girl will go home and tell her latest story about "der English" and they'll all have a good laugh.

[UpsideDownFlag]

2. my grandparents grew up in llancaster county

and have several amish friends, who tell them (behind closed doors) that they have MARVELOUS sex lives.

[name not needed]

3. Have they ever been in Blueballs, PA?

:D

[Obamarama]

6. That's not near Intercourse, PA is it?

[MichaelHarris]

4. you had me

at "tart and juicy"

[tcfrogs]

5. Sorry, LOL