Unholy fucktarding buttjeebus! I have whanged my wang!

[short bus president]

I had a wire hanger, and I was bending it back and forth around the middle of the straight part to break it into two roughly even-length pieces, in order to accomplish one those tasks for which people sometimes need broken-off pieces of wire hanger. Anyway, with the rapid bending motion, the hook end of the hanger was flailing back and forth. I noticed this immediately, because I thought "damn, that thing could put my eye out if it were to hit me in the eye." So I held it down a little bit to prevent it hitting me in the eye, and essentially whipped myself square in the wang with it on the down-twist. Not a friendly little tap on the wang, either, but a full-on Mommy Dearest wire-hanger-beating whang on the wang. And right on the damn tip, too, squar over the peehole. Now, the contact was through a layer of shorts and a layer of boxers, but lemme tell you what - those garments are not designed with the protection of one's peehole from wire hanger whanging in mind. Jimminy friggin' painful-penised Krispy Krist! I'm gonna sue.

[WindRavenX]

1. ouch!!

Sorry to hear about that..made me squirm just reading it- and I'm a chick!
(BTW, this is another reason why it's good to be a woman..our junk is tucked safely away from dangerous things)

[Red State Rebel]

2. Ohhh!

Sorry, don't mean to giggle at your pain, the mental picture is just too funny.

[LynzM]

3. Funniest. Thread title. Ever.

OMG, LMAO at that! Not at your pain, of course. But your description of it is certainly worth a chuckle. Time for ibuprofen?

[sendero]

4. Now I see...

.... where you got your name :) I heard about a dude that had an accident with a power drill, but I'm sure that wouldn't be interested in hearing that at the present time :)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Right on the pee-hole?

Yioussssa.

[peekaloo]

6. Whacking your wanger with a wire hanger

can't tell which is stronger
the pain or the anger.


Thar's a country song in the makin'.