Thank Goodness THIS invention never made it to market

[SoCalDem]

http://colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm


I wonder who "tested" this "invention" before they patented it

APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD
BY CENTRIGUGAL FORCE

GEORGE B. BLONSKY and
CHAROLETTE E. BLONSKY

Patented November 9, 1965

[Fenris]

1. I love the whimsical vaginal butterfly net.

Is that how they catch the baby once it reaches escape speed?:D

[wtmusic]

3. 10. Check net carefully for holes

[Liberal Veteran]

2. You could put prize amounts around the ring and play Wheel of Fortune™

LOL

[LynzM]

4. Yeah...

'cause giving birth doesn't fuck your body up enough, LOL. Let's add motion sickness and loss of blood to the head to the deal!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. OH MY FREAKING LORD

I would KILL anyone who tried to put me in that while in labor.

GEEEEEEZ.

As if it wasn't bad enough I had 26 hours of labor, a nine pound baby and they didn't bother to tell me to pull my hands off the bed rail when they were taking me into the delivery room and broke three of my fingers when her HEAD was already delivered. Yeah, HEY put me in that FLINGING me around to get the baby out thingie!

Whatever!

[DS1]

6. They gave up trying to sell it when I came up with a much cheaper solution

[MuseRider]

7. Jesus!

I looked at this and thought it was something from LONG ago but this is from 1965??? One of the inventors was a woman??? Cripes. I can remember that I would have not cared where I was or who was there when I gave birth, it could have been in the middle of the street, I just wanted it over but this? Until I read it I would have thought this was only something a man could think of. Maybe Ms. Blonsky never had children. Why not just sling us around on a rope?

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Ummmm....

" It will he understood, that in all of the embodiments of the invention it is the primary purpose of the apparatus disclosed to accomplish delivery of the fetus by providing the necessary g`s required in any particular instance and this even though the supplementary forces supplied by the patient are zero either because she is too weak to render any assistance at all, or has lost consciousness."

Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?

[TreasonousBastard]

9. Ummm...

" It will he understood, that in all of the embodiments of the invention it is the primary purpose of the apparatus disclosed to accomplish delivery of the fetus by providing the necessary g`s required in any particular instance and this even though the supplementary forces supplied by the patient are zero either because she is too weak to render any assistance at all, or has lost consciousness."

Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?

[L.A.dweller]

10. Protect your doggies ears!!!