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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 07:50 AM
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Would YOU Buy A Nut From THIS Woman?
Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 07:51 AM by matcom
would YOU let her sell you nuts? :bounce:



Betel nut saleswomen at work in Taiwan. Taichung police has ordered the city's scantily-clad betel nut saleswomen to dress more conservatively to help reduce car accidents(AFP/File/Edward Chin)
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 07:58 AM
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1. Depends
Is she selling anything else?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:00 AM
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2. Okay
I am guessing that her sales pitch is "Would you like to get a nut?"

Coutdown to locking
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:17 AM
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5. Or.....
"Would you like me to warm your nuts for you?"

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:19 AM
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6. Shouldn't this be in the "Democrats A Broad" forum?
I have been waiting at least a week to make that joke.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:20 AM
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7. LMAO
careful, "Broad" is misogynistic
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:06 AM
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3. Only if....................
she fondled them gently. I hate having my nuts handled roughly, they break into little pieces and they're much more difficult to eat. I enjoy my nuts much more if they're not broken and gently warmed.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:13 AM
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4. Are those betel nuts in your bra or are you just glad to see me?
:evilgrin:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:41 AM
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8. I'd let them play with my nuts...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 08:43 AM
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9. In other news, Betel Nut changes name to Busta Nut.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 09:12 AM
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10. WHOOP!
there it is. :D
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 09:46 PM
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11. This girl looks like she knows how to handle nuts.
Damn, I need to go to Taiwan.
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