I think I'lll change my name to HEyHEY X200....so I'd be new and improved

[HEyHEY]

What is with corps today? Every time they want to give something a new title they just throw a letter/number combo at the problem. It's getting a bit old, but I guess in the boardroom, they're too scared to speak up.
THe 90s are OVER assholes!

[wtmusic]

1. I'm gonna wait for the X300

Cheaper, faster, better. Don't be a sucker. :P

[HEyHEY]

5. Wait for the HEyHEY X400 after that the tech is supposed to slow down

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Much better than that HEyHEY2K v.3.1 I bought a few years back.

What a shoddy product.

[tigereye]

3. why use their brains and be pragmatic

when they can be stuffy, obsequious and overblown!

so just be as you are Hey, Hey. You don't need a number.

[HEyHEY]

6. But then I won't be "New and Improved" - Like the Matcom R-231

[tigereye]

7. oops I missed that

I was proofing reports. Do work around here and you get way behind.

[Squeech]

4. Then add the following:

ISO 9000 compliant!