Star Wars Episode III, Anybody Got Any Inside Info

[Yavin4]

on the next movie?

[LiberalVoice]

1. All the info you'll need is right here...

The movie is going to suck like the last one did. :D

[Radical Activist]

3. I disagree

It will suck in its own unique way.

[Ducks In A Row]

11. but will it suck more or less than the one before that.

until we see it we won't know how to properly scale the suckiness of all three.


god, I wish whatshisname had never bred. it just screwed it all up.

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Um, if she hadn't bred, there wouldn't have been a Star Wars.

? Prequel and all that.

[jpgray]

2. It will suck

But everyone knows that. :D

Seriously, I hope I'm somewhat entertained, but the dialogue and acting of the past two has been so abysmal my expectations are low, and everyone is sharpening the knives well beforehand.

[Inland]

6. Arrgh. I opened the thread only because I wanted to make this comment

It'll be months before I get the opportunity.

[Gothic Sponge]

4. No, but expect Lucas to try and make it Disney like.

:puke:

[DrWeird]

5. Anakin Skywalker falls into a volcano.

He then becomes Darth Vader.

At least according to the plurality of rumors.

There's a famous spoiler running around that claims to have the whole sordid story. Should be able to find it googling. Nobody knows how accurate it is, but it does contain the volcano rumor.

[Ducks In A Row]

12. a volcano? isn't that a scientology thing?

creepy.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

15. Rumors abounded that Anakin and Kenobi were

going to surf the lava while fighting with lightsabers.
I think they nixed that idea.

[DrWeird]

18. I hope they nixed that idea.

That rumor about Justin Timberlake, or whoever, was true but then they went and cut him out. Or at least they said they did.

[Enrico]

7. It will be just a tad better than 'Dude Where's My Car"...

But it will cost a lot lot more, so everyone will go. I can't even begin to explain how bad I think the new Star Wars' are... Who the hell is that retard kid playing the young vader? What a retard...

Just one man's opinion...

[Dookus]

8. It'll be a

steaming pile of sith.

[tjdee]

9. I only want ONE THING from that movie:

Tell me how Anakin goes through...uh...the change(for those who don't know). That's ALL I want. And Hayden Christenson is NOT the right guy to give that to me, I already know. His chemistry with Natalie Portman is nonexistent and almost laughable.

Anyway, I'll wait for one of y'all to tell me how that happens. George Lucas=one (or three) trick pony.

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. I agree. I want a convincing turn dammit

Hayden was very whiny when angry in Ep. 2. For me personally, I want to see how Mace Windu meets his end most of all. I think the Clone Wars micro series on Cartoon Network was better than Ep. 3 will be. But I still probably go see it opening weekend.

[Tamyrlin79]

19. I HATE Anakin. God I hate Hayden Christenson in this movie.

I dread seeing him in the third one. His acting was atrocious. Its a shame, really.

[leeman67]

23. horrible. Who the hell did the casting for that turd of a movie

anyway?

[alvis]

10. Ass it will suck. Yes

- Yoda

[Yavin4]

16. Look, I Know It Will Suck, But

I've got to know how the stories will connect.

[rednek_Liberal]

17. hmmm... spoiler must you be.

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Release Date : May 19 2005
-Anakin Kills Dooku
-Padme Dies of course, Anakin will blame ObiWan
-Recieves Sith name Vader from Palpatine
-Falls into Lava, thus facilitating the need for Vader Suit.
-Twins are born and Seperated
-Yoda secretly hides the younglings to protect from Palpatine
-big light saber fight with vader and ObiWan.
- C-3P0 is finally completed.
-Something about a Wookie, crystal ball a little fuzzy here.

Will the dialogue suck: probably
will the acting be lame :likely
Will George lucas Vision of an Epic Space mythology be fully realized
in THX sound and Industrial Light and Magic Visuals: Dam Straight
Will I go see it : does a Fat baby Fart?

[LifeDuringWartime]

22. wait a minute

who is luke and leia's mother?

[leeman67]

20. yeah like,don't we already know how it's going to end anyway?

it's so sad. I was the biggest Star Wars geek when I was a kid, particularly the 1st two (or episodes 4 and 5, as they're now known) That was before George Lucas decided to piss on his own masterpiece.

[LifeDuringWartime]

21. george lucas

shoudl have handed direction for eps I-III to someone else, maybe spielberg or maybe even darren aronofsky. hopefully if eps VII-IX are done, it will be done by somebody else

he can still produce i guess, maybe

[Bombtrack]

25. As far as we know he's still a good producer. Give him a shot with Indiana

Jones 4. File a court order to prevent him from directing whatevers left to be made for the 3rd prequel. In fact, have Jar Jar wake up at the beginning of the next one in the beginning realizing that the first 2 were just a dream, before his house is blown up by Admiral Ackbar's brother or something.

[Bombtrack]

24. Star Wars sickens me since being so let down by the prequels.

It's ruined that whole universe for me that I'm now sorry I once loved.