I just became a minister, ask me Anything!
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:14 PM
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I just became a minister, ask me Anything!
From now on, call me Rev. James M. Wendler, ULC. Once I order my credentials and register with the state, I can perfom marriages for beer money!
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:16 PM
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1. Does this mean that DU is now Holy ground?
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:17 PM
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2. Can you help my gay friends get married?
I'd buy you a case if you pull that one off! Congrats, Rev! :toast:
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:20 PM
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3. Once Wisconsin legalizes gay Marriage
You can bet your sweet ass I'll get in on it. Hell, I'll offer gay couples a half off discount!
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:31 PM
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4. you man of the cloth, you!
If a same-sex couple shows up with a box turtle, how much is your "DU in-joke" discount?
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:47 PM
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I'd waive my fee for all DUers.
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:36 PM
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5. Is God a Christian & if the answers is yes do all the other religions
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:37 PM
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6. oops Congrats Rev Chance
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:37 PM
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7. Why does God hate America?
How could he let Bush become President?
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:51 PM
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11. He was drunk at the time.
He was partying during the whole mess at Dionysus' and Baccus' place. They throw one fuck of a party. When he woke up afterwards he said "WHO won the election?"
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:40 PM
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8. Is ULC Lutheran? If So... Do you have a Rhubarb pie recipe? If not....
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:48 PM
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10. Universal Life Church
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Tue Sep-21-04 10:53 PM
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Maybe I'll become a minister! :yourock:
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Tue Sep-21-04 11:12 PM
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13. But...do you have a rhubarb pie recipe anyway?
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Tue Sep-21-04 11:22 PM
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I do have a coffe pot ramen recipie....
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Tue Sep-21-04 11:22 PM
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14. Welcome aboard brother!
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Wed Sep-22-04 12:13 AM
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16. Welcome, brother...I am a ULC minister since 1998....
My best female friend in college decided she wanted me to officiate at her wedding. She had me ordained in 3 days, and we had a blast of a wedding at our house. Our local chancery clerk assured us the ceremony was quite legal (here in Mississippi!). My partner and I even made the wedding cake.
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Wed Sep-22-04 12:29 AM
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17. Welcome to the flock!
or something like that...A fellow ULC minister over here :hi: I've yet to preform a wedding or anything like that but I was a ton of fun telling my friends and family I was a minister...I actually called up my county clerk's office to prove I was legit to one friend!
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Wed Sep-22-04 01:37 AM
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May God Bless you in your ministry and give you many years of happiness and joy in your profession
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Wed Sep-22-04 01:41 AM
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19. Is it true that the first religion was pagan/wicca and that men put a stop
to it by turning people against the women who held this belief?
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