What if?

[stupid grin]

What if you wake up on the morning of November 3rd to find your worst nightmare came true...

What is the first thing you would do? Would you immediately file for Canadian citizenship? Would you rip all the hairs from your scalp while phoning every political figure who will answer? Or...would you just lay down on I95 and pray that sweet death comes swiftly?

After such a politically hectic campaign, how could one just bow to defeat?

Do you think there will be severe repercussions from Americans who "lost"? I don't mean to sound pessimistic, it's just something I fret about.

[Rockholm]

1. Well, I plan on Kerry Winning. No Nightmares Here.

And you? What happens when you awake and Kerry wins?
Hmmmmm.

[stupid grin]

2. I'll cry either way.

If Kerry wins, I'll cry tears of joy all morning. I'd like to be eternally optimistic, but it's just hard sometimes.

[blondeatlast]

3. Work like hell on overthrowing the corpwhore media.

And to get Democrats in every other office.

[asthmaticeog]

4. I'm looking into emigrating no matter who wins.

It doesn't matter who's president - civil war is already brewing, and I don't feel like spending the rest of my life fighting culture battles with idiots any more than I feel like re-fighting the '30s labor battles (which America desperately needs to do). There are plenty of countries that already have the kind of public policy that I want to live with. Why struggle? Sentimental attachment to a peice of real estate?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. If Bush wins, I'm emigrating to the US.

There's bound to be plenty of good jobs needing filled when all you Liberals leave. :evilgrin:
I've got the jackboots and everything.

[asthmaticeog]

6. Libruls don't HAVE good jobs.

We sit around smoking pot, playing hackey-sack, worshipping menstrual cycles and listening to the Dead all day, remember?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Feh.

Come on. There's gotta be something. Will there be some arts grants I can muscle in on? I can paint with Cockatiel shit.

[asthmaticeog]

8. ARTS GRANTS?!

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! How very '80s of you. You from Canada or something?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. How can you call yourself a civilization if you don't have Arts Grants?

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

10. Something America's artists and art lovers

have been asking since Jesse Helms went anti-art batshit some 15-odd years ago.