Help! No one on DU will invite me into their love "arrangements"

[pagerbear]

Seriously.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. You are welcome to join me and MrG. But I must warn you.

These days...our arrangement consists of fighting over who has the most covers and then falling into deep, deep slumber. :shrug:

[pagerbear]

2. I could use some deep, deep slumber

But who cooks?

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I cook...and there's the plus of kids to clear table!!!

MrG is a great handyman. We'd be set. :)

[pagerbear]

6. I don't mind doing dishes

...but I'm very bad at other housekeeping tasks.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. So are We!!! Match made in heaven!

;)

[pagerbear]

9. I like a clean bathroom, but not enough to actually clean it myself!

[blondeatlast]

3. Invite yourself seems to be the etiquette here! nt

[sui generis]

5. yes but what a tangled web they weave

apparently now they've all lost their personal identities and matcom thinks he's screaming lord byron who thinks he's Joan of Arc, and hedges is still hedges but he's having an affair with jpgray who thinks he's hedges too so they are both having relations with themselves.

I can't keep up. Stay wild and free. It's better for your sanity.

[pagerbear]

7. See how much fun I'm missing?

[terrya]

10. Well, sweetie. You can always come here.

:-)

[pagerbear]

11. Who could refuse an offer like that?

But what would Doug say?

[jukes]

12. onanism

solves *so* many problems...