"A Safer World" isn't gonna work for Georgie. What Should His Slogan Be?

[Plaid Adder]

Poll question: "A Safer World" isn't gonna work for Georgie. What Should His Slogan Be?

Obviously, they are having some trouble keeping people terrified and promising "a safer world" at the same time. So let's help him out by coming up with a new Bush campaign slogan. Choose one!

[sui generis]

1. can't wait until we invade Sweden for having

weapons of same-sex marriage.

[Kierkegaard]

2. Hey, what about the 'no call' list?

"Protecting American's from the perils of telemarketing."

[Plaid Adder]

4. You're right! I'm so unfair, always leaving that out

of his long list of accomplishments.

Let's see if we can't get it up there somewhere...

The Plaid Adder

[Endangered Specie]

3. Because Poland is a gathering threat!

In the next four years I intend to expand by annexing Austria and the Sudentenland!

[terrya]

5. "Competence is really overrated."

"Bush/Cheney. 4 more years of abject failure"

[Plaid Adder]

6. "A Catastrophic Success!"

BTW, terrya, I got your "Let's Go Blue" T-shirt right here:

http://www.cafepress.com/plaidadder

I think it was you who wanted one...anyhow, enjoy.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[terrya]

9. Thank you, Plaid Adder!

Thank you for the info on the t-shirt. :-)

Terry

[Plaid Adder]

10. You're welcome!

I'm glad I made it, even if I'm the only one who ever buys one! I just bought the "baby doll" T-shirt for my partner, who I just know will look super-hot in it, and a "got venom?" mug for myself.

I crack me up,

The Plaid Adder

[Wapsie B]

7. CrashCart's been running around

saying that if Kerry's elected there will be another terrorist attack.

[DemWitch]

8. We lowered the bar so much...

it's now a speed bump.