How many holes are in the underwear you are wearing now?

[qwertyMike]

Poll question: How many holes are in the underwear you are wearing now?

[mhr]

1. About Ten Since I Can't Afford To Buy Underwear Anymore

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[Cloud]

2. Who has functional holes in the underwear?

I think I heard something like that on Larry the Cable Guy. He was talking about under britches with holes in the crotch.

I think he is a big repuke but he is still funny.

[demconfive]

9. I have functional holes in my underwear!

How the hell else could I get them over my legs?

[Philosophy]

3. One giant hole

Actually all that's left is the waistband. They're very comfortable - it's like I'm not even wearing any underwear at all. Not quite ready to throw away yet.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Been kinda poor lately

some are looking shabby. Might be time for a shopping trip soon, but I am SO cheap when it comes to undies.

My mother in law buys ALL her undergarments at Victoria's Secret and the bra and panties HAVE to match. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Before she told me that years ago (while I was eating, no less) I had NEVER even heard of that concept, beyond doing it for a hot date you knew was going to end up in the bedroom.

I am cheap on buying undies because I know no one's gonna see them. Except Mr. Moonbeam. And he really doesn't care what they look like.

[parasim]

5. 4

1 where both feet go in, 1 for each foot to come out of and the one in front that is used only occasionally.

[St. Jarvitude]

6. None, but there is a blood stain.

No comment unless somebody really wants to know.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Just checked your profile and you are male

but I'm still not sure I want to know!

[Maleficus]

7. Only one.

At that is the fly on my boxers. :)