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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:49 PM
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How To Clean The Toilet...
How To Clean The Toilet...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids, you may need to stand on the lids.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both! the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean


Sincerely,
The Dog
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:52 PM
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1. That is so funny!
:bounce:
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:25 PM
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2. Here kitty kitty
Mama has 3 of them to clean today....
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:26 PM
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3. 2 birds with one stone:
Cat Bathed Toilet Cleaned. You're a genius, man. lol
Duckie
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:38 PM
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4. I've got those little blue toilet discs. Should I take those out?
Or is a blue cat the current fashion trend? :shrug:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:42 PM
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5. Leave em in
:D
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 09:42 PM
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6. kick
:kick:
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