Why Bush Stopped Flying...

[Scaramouche]

Young Lt. Bush was flying agricultural specimens cross-country, some of which he sampled.

He lost his way and before he finally ran out of fuel he decided to put it down on a road.

With hardly any cars on the road he managed to coast his aircraft into a gas station and said sloppily to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"

The attendant just looked at him.

"I bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a refuel," said Bush.

The attendant replied: "True, most pilots use that airport over there."

[Veggie Meathead]

1. Bush Replied " But I am the only one who can get you some nose

candy".