Bwuhahah! Just took a phone political poll

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I missed the name of the organization doing it, but figured what the hell, I'll go with it.

When we got to the part where the dude asked me "What is your opinion of the job that George W. AWOL War Criminal Thief is doing" before he could offer the options, I blurted out "Really fucking bad!" Then he started to offer the choices, and I said, "Oh, sorry - whatever your lowest ranking is." he said he still had to read them all to me, so we did that, and I chose the lowest ranking, which was something tame like "disapprove strongly".

Told him I would absolutely vote for Kerry.

:-)

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1. I know that Felt So Good!

Did the pollster show any emotion for what you were saying?

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2. No, he took it all in stride

I'm sure he's getting a lot of clueless shitknockers who think Chimpy McCokeSpoon is the end-all be-all in the latest technology in perfect Christian presidents who are insulting Kerry.

So probably he's used to it.

Would have been nice if he said "Yeah, I agree." just to know there's another Kerry voter out there. :-)

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3. I almost got to do that

But then the pollster said he had all the women he needed from my area. I told him that the only male in the house is a dog, but he could poll him if he liked. He laughed and said he didn't have the "bark and woof" version of the poll.

Must've been a liberal. A Republican wouldn't have been able to be anything but grimly serious about his poll.

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4. I just did a 3 question computer generated phone call

1. How likely are you to vote? (Press 1, etc.)
2. Will you be voting for George Bush, John Kerry or Ralph Nader?
3. How likely are you to change your mind about voting or no voting for Nader?

I will vote, I will vote for Kerry and there is no chance I would ever switch to Nader. I pressed the appropriate keys.

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5. Nicely done!

Nader can kiss my ass.

Well, actually, no he can't. But he may do so metaphorically.