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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:10 PM
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Women are frightened by my size because they think all my members are huge
http://tlc.discovery.com/news/afp/20040913/giant.html

Egyptian Mohammed Hussein Heikal has three feet — considering that each of his feet is a foot and a half (45.5 centimeters) long — and is about to get his first pair of shoes at the age of 51.

At a towering seven and a half feet (230 centimeters) in height, Mohammed is reputedly Egypt's tallest man, and his gargantuan proportions have been a life-long source of grief.

<SNIP>

And he laments never having been able to win a wife. "Women are frightened by my size because they think all my members are huge."

...

:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:11 PM
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1. haha
members? jeez
that poor guy.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:11 PM
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2. I see he left school because kids were taunting him
At his size, don't you think he would have intimidated them somewhat? :D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:12 PM
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3. He could have kicked them like soccer balls!
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:13 PM
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4. you make a fine point
If I had seen him, I'd be scared. Three feet and 7.5 feet in height, jeez thats a scary guy.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:21 PM
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5. "He now lives alone with his goats in the solitude of the Qena desert"
Those poor goats! OUCH!
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:27 PM
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6. At aged 51, he is pretty long lived-- many "giants" don't live as long....
since there are a number of genetic syndromes, including "Marfan" that are more common among those with gigantism and which have detrimental cardiac effects.

Interesting though... Too bad, there was no photo.
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dumpster_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:32 PM
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7. Woof! He must have an ENORMOUS schvanschtucker! n/t
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:36 PM
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8. How'd the NBA miss this guy??????
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Maleficus Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 02:39 PM
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9. I know how he feels.
"Women are frightened by my size because they think all my members are huge"

I have that same problem, and I'm not talking about feet here...;) :evilgrin:
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