How a redneck gets a vasectomy

[napi21]

REDNECK VASECTOMY


After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:


"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Indiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia!

[alittlelark]

1. LOL

that's a great one I'll pass around!

[tedoll78]

2. Judging from Louisiana's vote this past weekend..

it should work there in most places also.

:cry:

[Tom_Foolery]

3. I feel left out...

Where's Kentucky?

[redpepper]

4. Hey

I resemble that remark.

[flakey_foont]

5. Or

How to Geld a Goober

[yelladawg]

6. Laughed till I cried

Thanks, that was a good one

[Baja Margie]

7. That was a good one, LOL !!!

[Philostopher]

8. Guaran-damn-tee it'll work in Southwestern Ohio, too.

I'd bet money on it.