I'll take "Ending world hunger and realizing world peace" for 400 Alex

[underpants]

What the hell is this about? A gameshow on the Miss America pageant?



From left Miss Alabama Deidre Downs; Miss Louisiana Jennifer Dupont; Miss California Veena Goel; Miss Arkansas Lacy Fleming and Miss North Carolina Kirstin Elrod appear during the 2004 Miss America (news - web sites) Competition at the Atlantic City, N.J., Boardwalk Convention Hall Saturday, Sept. 18, 2004. Downs was later crowned as Miss America. (AP Photo/Brian Branch-Price)

[Mizmoon]

1. They're trying to "spice things up" at the pagent

I say they include some sort of deathmatch competition. That would certainly boost the ratings.

[underpants]

2. CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!

:thumbsup::bounce:

[Mr. Brown of MD]

3. The obvious comment

Mudwrestling can't be too far around the bend.

:thumbsup:

-CollegeDude
Still probably wouldn't watch, though

[underpants]

4. And lingerie football

North v. South?
East v. West?

[MrScorpio]

5. I say Foxy Boxing

Wearing Kevlar shielded bras would not be out of the question in order to protect all of that expensive saline and silicone.