The 'F' Word...

[TrustingDog]

THE "F" WORD:

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered
acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"


-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"


-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."


-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"


-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"


-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"


-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"


-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"


-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"


-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll............! ...


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ ing mad."


-- Sadaam Hussein

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1. John Lennon...

That's not a real &%$#@i& gun.

[unblock]

2. "man do i have a @%$^#ing headache"

abe lincoln, 1865.

[lapfog_1]

3. This sounds a little bit like some F*&^%ing freeper humor

with the #1 quote in the list.

Tying Saddam to 9/11??? That's how I read it.

[Bunny]

12. Don't forget the obligatory Bill Clinton joke, too.

I enjoyed the list till I got to the last two. Sounds freeperish to me, too.

[JohnKleeb]

4. "I have a terrific fucking headache"

[TrustingDog]

5. Where are all those @#$%ing WMDs.... not @#$%ing here...

nope, not @#$%ing here either.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

6. Apparently Dick Cheney's is also acceptable

I think his should be number one because he actually freaking said it.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

7. Acceptable Freeper F**ks

1. F**k the poor -Reagan
2. F**k the aids victims -Reagan
3. F**k the soldiers- Bush I
4. F**k the poor- Bush II
5. F**k the gays- Bush II
6. F**k the women- Bush II
7. F**k the minorities- Bush II
8. F**k the military-Bush II
9. F**k the constitution- Said in unison by the GOP

[Rhiannon12866]

11. This is fine, except for the fact that no profanity is allowed on FR

I belong there, so I know. But I did love your list, thanks!:7

[baldguy]

8. "I lost Florida? Are you @%#*^ ing kidding me?"

"Get Jeb on the phone, he'll fix it."

[elperromagico]

9. "Now, there's no @&$#!ing need to get snippy."

[LisaLynne]

10. One from the future ...

"We *@#$%ing lost? I thought Karl had it all sewn up with those $%#^ing electronic voting machines and our complete control of the media!" -- Bush, Cheney, et al, Nov. 3, 2004