favorite Cartman quote?

[UpsideDownFlag]

this is difficult, b/c they need to be acceptable posts for DU forum rules, and cartman is everyone's favorite little freeper. i think there's enough to go around, though.

my faves are anything pertaining to butters: "butters, i hate you with every inch of my body"

"butters, i am going to kill you over and over"

[JohnKleeb]

1. damn thats tough but

this classic, "Kyle's little brother is a dildo"

[WindRavenX]

2. yes!!!!!

OMFG!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

12. Cartman whats a dildo?

I am not telling you!

[gmoney]

3. From the stem cell episode

Cartman is trying to sell the frozen fetuses he found, so he's talking to the research labs trying to strike a deal. While haggling he says...

"Hey man, I'm like these fetuses... I wasn't born yesterday."

[ET Awful]

5. Breakin' my balls, Chuck

Butters was too funny in that episode :)

[UpsideDownFlag]

7. is that the Breakin my balls episode?

"here, you tell em, butters"

"you...are....breaking...my balls"

[ET Awful]

4. Scott Tenorman :)

Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!

And, as Kyle said afterwards: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.

[UpsideDownFlag]

8. "let me taste your tears, scott!"

mmmmmyeeesssss, the sweet taste of unfathomable agony!

[JohnKleeb]

13. dude that was flat out disturbing.

[Placebo]

14. One of the greatest episodes ever!

along with WE ARE TRAPPERKEEPER. :P

[TNDemo]

6. "Moommm - Kitty is trying to eat my cheesy poofs."

Every time someone around here whines they end up saying that line.

[UpsideDownFlag]

9. maaaaaaammmmm....can you sign me up for the special olympics?

[richmwill]

18. "I'll split the money with you"

[ET Awful]

10. Mom. . . if you ever made a scheize movie you'd tell me right? :) :) :)

n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Two all-time classics....

"Why is it everything today has to do with things going into our out of my ass?"


and


"Sure I want cheesey-poofs, now get in the kitchen and make me some pie."

[The Great Escape]

15. How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor*

*

[Berserker]

16. I'm not fat

my mom says I'm buff

[gmoney]

17. BEEEEEEF CAAAKEEE!!!

Beefcake!!!

[Streetdoc270]

19. Screw you guys,

I'm going home...


and my favorite

Poor people tend to live in clusters.

[UpsideDownFlag]

20. "i clocked you going 40 miles an hour back there...

..you know what the speed limit is up hyah?"

[GRLMGC]

21. "Respect my authoritah!!!"

[GRLMGC]

22. ooh ooh

I forgot
"So, last year I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her and hid her body! Whateva Whateva I do what I want!"

[No2W2004]

23. Screw you guys,

I'm goin' home.

I know....not very imaginative, but I love it when he says that.