a-HA! I figured out why Phil Parlock went to the Edwards rally!!!

[Maddy McCall]

I borrowed this close-up photo from nv1962's post in another thread:



LOOK! No wedding ring!! And he's married and has a brood of 10 KIDS?

Isn't it obvious? Phil Parlock went to the Edwards rally to try to pick up cool Democratic chicks!

(Just wanted to add some levity to GD04.)

[senseandsensibility]

1. Honest

I'm not just trying to be difficult, but I think I see a wedding ring. It's not very clear, but the photo isn't either. Maybe it's just a shadow.

[blondeatlast]

2. Damn, you blew his cover!

But ya know, I don't think many of us liberal chicks go for the corporate kiss-ass look.

Don't you wonder about his yet unseen, unheard from wife?

If he's ever seen at another Dem rally (doubtful) we should hand him a handfull of Trojans.

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL!

His wife? She's unseen because she probably lives full-time in her own maternity suite at the local hopital. ;-)

[partygirl]

3. some men don't wear them.

my uncle is a dr--doesn't like to have jewlery on while he works. My father got too fat for his wedding band (seriously) so he doesn't wear it. I guess he could resize it or whatever but he hated wearing it anyway so he hasn't for years.

[theorist]

5. I guess we could make the same claim about a guy not wearing his...

college class ring. This is a very clever and funny post though.

I love that we're so much funnier than freepers! To all DUers:
:yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

8. to theorist...

Thanks! :toast:

[Maddy McCall]

4. What part of "levity" do some DUers not understand?

I was joking, people. JOKING.

(At least Blondeatlast got it.) :toast:

[cheshire]

7. The ring is in his nose and guess who's pulling it.

[AP]

9. I love that hang-dog expression. If this weren't fake, he wouldn't be

pulling faces for the cameras.

He would have taken that kid off his shoulders, looked her in the face, and apologized for using her as a prop.

[Maddy McCall]

10. What's funny to me...

is that he supposedly left his older son (21 yrs old) in the parking lot to guard his most prized possession--his car adorned with republican bumperstikers--while he took his daughter (3) and his younger son (11) into a situation in which he hoped to provoke mob violence.

The guy's a sadiomasochistic attention seeker, any way you look at it.

[LisaLynne]

11. The guy won't be winning any Oscars soon ...

or parenting awards. Asshat. Can't be said enough.