I'm still laughing! OMG

[0007]

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a
beer. "Certainly Sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"ONE CENT?" exclaimed the man.

The barman replied "Yes". So the man glances over at the menu and asks,
"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a fried
egg?"

"Certainly, Sir" replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the man.

"4 cents" he replied.

"FOUR CENTS?" exclaims the man.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business!!"

[LynzM]

1. LMAO n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Why don't you go upstairs and kick his ass instead of selling

his food at below-market prices?

[DS1]

3. Because when the bar owner comes back downstairs and

finds his best steaks sold for 4 cents, he'll turn into an economic girlie-man and start crying

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. Well how long was he upstairs

with oo7.s wife? How many steaks did he sell in that time?
It does not compute out to a good decision making.

[0007]

5. LOL!!