In Accordance With Prophecy, Neo Progressive is drunk and IMing everyone.

[elperromagico]

Your IM should be coming shortly.

Who knows for whom the IM tolls? It tolls for thee.

[Catholic Sensation]

1. ooh la la, this vicious slander upon my character will not be tolerated

plus i have a small buddy list simply because of the "off chance" i might drink on the weekends

[elperromagico]

2. I wish we lived in the days when you could challenge a person to duel.

You'd be Dennis Weaver, and I'd be one angry fucking truck.

[Catholic Sensation]

3. so we're playing hardball eh

[elperromagico]

4. Get outta my face!

:mad:

[Catholic Sensation]

5. to quote my roommate suhail:

you got shit on me?

:P

[elperromagico]

7. Let's just say Dan Rather's got some documents you thought were "lost."

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

8. forgeries

he should resign for that

[JohnKleeb]

9. he should resign for showing the photos that I didnt want shown on the air

stupid Danny boy.

[Catholic Sensation]

10. of me hula hooping?

total fakes, i never hula hooped at unc on a friday night ever!

[JohnKleeb]

12. no I think they were those other photos

you know the ones, I want no one to see.

[Catholic Sensation]

14. i don't think you should be so selfish and deprive the world of my lovely

body. Sharing means caring, and knowing is half the battle GI JOE!

[JohnKleeb]

I think Gabby has those pictures

as he said.

[elperromagico]

15. The ones you gave to Gabby?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

17. yeah whatever happened to her?

Such a nice girl, seemed to like me a lot.

[Catholic Sensation]

18. fucked to death by a great dane according to magico

[JohnKleeb]

19. a great dane

jeez.

[elperromagico]

20. Doberman.

For Christ's sake, you drunken sod... get the story straight.

[JohnKleeb]

22. a doberman?

w-w-what were her last words?

[elperromagico]

23. "Tell Kleeb I loved him and his enormous - - - "

Then she died. Quite tragic. :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

24. aww man

that is tragic.

[JohnKleeb]

6. You're just mad because Zell Miller left you for Lester Maddox

[elperromagico]

11. I hold in my hand a rare, exotic bird. Come look at it.

[JohnKleeb]

13. Zell I am sure Lester really cared about you

You should have just been more open about your feelings towards him, I am sure Lester would understand.

[elperromagico]

16. Would you like to see my bird again?

[JohnKleeb]

21. Zell its ok to be different

[elperromagico]

25. How much of the vote did FDR get in 1944, Kleeb?

Jus' wondering.

[JohnKleeb]

26. 53%

You know who I think wore a wig? Thomas Dewey.

[elperromagico]

27. No. The Chicago Tribune thought he wore a wig.

Turned out it was really Truman.

[JohnKleeb]

28. aha!

You wanna see the last surviving civil war veteran?

[elperromagico]

31. Shit! Paging Dr. Van Helsing! Code Blue! Code Blue!

[JohnKleeb]

33. Why are you calling a dutch doctor

I'd trust an englishman more than a dutchman and you know how I feel about them :D. Van Heisling is a doctor? a doctor of what?

[elperromagico]

35. A doctor of kicking vampiric ass!!!

That's the best kind of doctor, man!

[JohnKleeb]

37. I never saw the movie

[elperromagico]

39. You should have seen Francis Ford Coppola's Bela Lugosi's Bram Stoker's

Dracula. Super film.

[JohnKleeb]

40. I take it you never saw Dracula on Ice

He killed all these kids and I was like how the hell did this guy becomea count? you would think they'd do background checks on these guys.

[elperromagico]

43. No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

45. you ever the scooby doo where its revealed

Old Man Hoover is really Old Woman Hoover, "I would have gotten away if it wasn't for you damn Masachuetts war hero(Kerry), dumb foreign wife(Teresa Heinz), stupid southern hick (Edwards), groupie (Elizabeth Edwards), and your dumb dog (Kerry's german sheppard)

[elperromagico]

49. I think it's really cool that Senator Kerry has a German shepherd.

He should take it with him to the debates.

"Wanna pet my dog, Mr. President?"

I still think he ought to bring a horse to the debates - Dubya is terrified of horses.

[JohnKleeb]

51. Do you think our brave cowboy wannabe is afraid of women?

and no I would never do that.

[elperromagico]

56. Apparently he used to have to get sloshed to even talk to them.

Scared of them? Ehh - I don't know. But he was ingesting all that liquid confidence for some reason.

[JohnKleeb]

61. W stands for Wuss

[Catholic Sensation]

65. didn't you say something about something that happens to you

when you're drunk and having sex? Maybe the same happens to him and he also becomes somewhat lucid and realizes more of him shouldn't exist...

[elperromagico]

68. I broke my pattern - if you're talking about what I think you are.

But let's not turn this into a sex thread.

[JohnKleeb]

70. you mean he thinks hes a woman trapped in a man's ass?

or he can't function.

[Catholic Sensation]

73. fine

the red room (or roof) in raleigh should be interesting tonight...

[elperromagico]

76. Why aren't you on AIM?

[elperromagico]

29. I say, Kleeb - Did FDR win 46 states in 1936?

[JohnKleeb]

30. yes

[elperromagico]

32. Ehh, that's nothing. I won 68 states in 1982.

Won 'em in a poker game. Take that, Ross Perot!

[JohnKleeb]

34. well I won the right to kick John Gotti in Joilet in 1994, you dont see me

bragging.

[elperromagico]

36. Sure I do. I just get paid not to tell anybody.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

38. I am also the one who found J. Edgar Hoover's secret oufits

You know, I think he really is still alive and thats who Barbara Bush really is, you ever see Babs and Edgar in the same room?!

[elperromagico]

41. No. But I've also never seen Newt and Slobo together,

if you take my meaning.

[JohnKleeb]

42. I think there's a picture at that Belgrade Orphenage heh

[elperromagico]

44. Also never seen Michael and LaToya together.

That's one that's not too surprising.

[JohnKleeb]

46. what about me and gabby?

[elperromagico]

53. Psst... You're supposed to let Neo make that joke.

It's his kind of joke.

Besides, Gabby told us all about your sexual prowess.

[JohnKleeb]

55. oopsie

Oh yeah what did she say? I don't get that girl, from what I hear she acted like she was in to girls, then she starts calling me hot stuff, that was really umm weird.

[Catholic Sensation]

59. maybe she was aroused by your feminine charm

[JohnKleeb]

63. you'd think so

but I dont know.

[Catholic Sensation]

57. or gabby and jame gumb

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS HANDS!

[JohnKleeb]

58. what a freak

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

47. Yuengling in the heezy fo sheezy

and on the heezy (on the house) if you happen to live in my apartment and aren't so uptight you won't drink

[JohnKleeb]

48. When I was younger I like thought Yuengling was chinese

:shrug:

[Catholic Sensation]

52. it was only like a buck more for a twelve pack of yuenling

than a sixer of bac raz, so suhail and i were like "yuengling is good, let's drink more of that shit"

[elperromagico]

50. You realize you owe me a favor the next time I get drunk.

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

54. you realize i won't remember any of this and will deny i took part in this

[elperromagico]

60. It'll all be in the archives, cracka. You owe me.

[JohnKleeb]

62. heck I'll bookmarkie it

[elperromagico]

64. John Kleeb for President: Always Reliable.

:thumbsup:

[Catholic Sensation]

66. i have evidence in my hand that kleeb is a member of the communist party

201... no 57 people confirm this fact to me!

[JohnKleeb]

67. you mean quasi communist

[Catholic Sensation]

69. whatever you say alger

[JohnKleeb]

71. Sir have you no decency

[elperromagico]

74. Listen, Tricky Dick. I've just about had it with your chicanery.

:mad:

[JohnKleeb]

75. Yes DIck tell them about Checkers

I saw you kick him!

[elperromagico]

72. Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?

Have you no sense of decency?

[Catholic Sensation]

77. i think we both know the answer to this question...

more of a sense of decency than you :P

[elperromagico]

80. Well, you know what you can do with your sense of decency.

Yea verily, thou mayest shove it where the sun shineth not.

[Catholic Sensation]

82. that's indecent

i fine you 500 large

bitch

[elperromagico]

83. Go ye therefore to my hind end. Plant thy lips there.

Thou mayest repeat if thou deemest it necessary.

[JohnKleeb]

78. I am drunk look at me

[Catholic Sensation]

79. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUDWIEEEESSSEERRRRR

:EVILFRIN:

[JohnKleeb]

81. frin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynzM]

84. LMFAO

Reading this thread is like trying to decipher a language I don't know. No idea what the fuck anyone is talking about, but maybe if I keep listening, I'll start to understand... LMAO.

Oh, and where's my IM, anyway? :evilgrin:

[Lizz612]

85. Don't mind them

Its all one huge inside joke that has gotten WAY too big. I almost wish I had been here to take part, but you see, I have a life, I was at a bar watching a band with friends. :P

[elperromagico]

86. That band sucks, and you know it.

If you hadn't been piss-drunk, you wouldn't have liked it at all.