SILENCE!!! I'm Declaring Martian Law In The Lounge!!

[arwalden]

I'm forming a cadre of Martian Knights, charged with enforcing Martian law!

[matcom]

1. can my Hippo play?

just askin'

[arwalden]

3. I dub thee...

Sir Matcom, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass!

[salvorhardin]

2. If we're good

will you stop shooting down all our Martian probes? I mean, you should hear those guys at NASA whine. It's really disturbing. Couldn't you at least do something nice for them like maybe smile and pose for a picture for the pancam on one of the rovers? Maybe sprinkle some bacteria in front of the science arm?

[SmileyBoy]

4. Can I be a Martian Knight too???

Crown me Sir Phobos!!!

Can I beat Dr. Quinn half to death, or would that be considered a hate crime???

[arwalden]

7. Silence! I am enforcing the sacred law of the Red Planet!

You are hereby dubbed Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass!

[tigereye]

11. only if Mars is in Ares

tee-hee

[arwalden]

12. It Is! Oh-kay, so hitherforth, I declare that you and Matcom are married!

That way, Ares--god of Mars--will look more favorably on your couplings! Now, go couple!

[tigereye]

13. woah how did this happen?

our respective spouses may not be in agreement! Too bad he is so far away.

actually I do have Mars in Ares in my chart, but that's another discussion. ;)

[meegbear]

5. Does this mean anal probes for everyone?

If so, I'll be your right hand man!

[Blue-Jay]

6. Are you going to blow up the earth?

[flamingyouth]

8. Do you have a mailing list?

I'd like to be added please. ;)

[Richardo]

9. Eppidee-eppidee Happy Birthday, you thing from another world, you...

:D

[SOteric]

10. Excellent! Step aside puny earthling -

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I humbly submit myself for Martian knighthood

NI!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

15. CNN Reports: Lounge Loves Arwalden's Decisive Leadership

[Cush]

16. have you married Debbie & Dr Quinn yet?

and where's Adrienne Barbeau?

[arwalden]

22. Dr. Quinn? Or....

Or is it Doctor 'steal-everything-from-the-sacred-planet-red-Mars?'

[DS1]

17. I I I was erm wondering if if if I could possibly ask you erm exactly

when you were going to declare martial law, and if if if it wasn't too much trouble could you possibly let us know when we're supposed to start being silent; and if my my my erm lack of silence in asking this question has annoyed you to please let me know.

Thank you!

[wickerwoman]

18. Under the Ministry of Martian Mathers?

**ducks**

[CanuckAmok]

19. Declare it all you want, there'll still only be one bathroom for 6 kids!

Oh, MarTIAN law...that's different, nevermind.

[No2W2004]

20. heh heh

declair martian law all ya want! I'm still not telling where I stashed the happy cake oven!

[peekaloo]

21. So you think you can just waltz right in and declare some alien

law on us, on the whim of a hat? ;-) Hey, I'll gladly take you to our "Leader".