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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:35 AM
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I too have a question about cat's teeth
What do you do when you find some firmly lodged in your ass?

Just curious.
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:37 AM
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1. Stop...

Stop whatever you were doing that cause the implacement of the teeth in your ass. That's the only way to remove them. :-)

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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:38 AM
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2. Scream. I scream like a wounded osprey.
I scream like an amputated baboon.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:40 AM
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3. Is the cat still attached to the teeth?
Or did the cat just leave them, um... well... behind?
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:45 AM
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4. Hey, quit with the whining...................
and be gald he didn't get what he was really aiming for.........the FAMILY JEWELS.

:evilgrin: :bounce: :wow: :nuke:
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 12:48 AM
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5. Call the ASPCA?
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 01:03 AM
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6. thank the cat-- undoubtedly you deserved to be bitten....
Got to run-- the furballs are calling.
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yellowdawgdem Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 02:08 AM
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7. meeow loudly
to get that sympathy look from them. If that doesn't work, grab them by the scruff of their little neck, and that always works.
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