Forgive me Lounge Lizards, for I have sinned...

[ScreamingMeemie]

I have spenteth too mucheth of my time in GD 2004. I have spoketh in angered tones... I have letteth the silliness of others wrecketh my night. For thine is the kingdom of tomfoolery and innocent fun, and I shall not stray (cross fingers here) again. This I pray in box turtles' names. Amen.

[Catch22Dem]

1. Yeah man, you can't be goin' in thar

Else you'll start thinking the election is over and the civil war has started!

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I know, it's like a bad nightmare...and you were there, and you and you

and you...;)

[havocmom]

2. Can I get you a drink?

Wanna use my special mallet? It is for bashing walls when you would rather be bashing heads. You can use it, it's OK.

Remember, before going to GD2004, ALWAYS take some adrenalin blocking compound 1 hour before entering.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I am on high blood pressure medicine, even!! It's worthless when

I walk in there. ;)

[fishnfla]

5. Horsehockey! But yes I am pissed at you too

Those damn pictures of those barbershop singers and their goddamned vests!!!!

I know for a fact that I will not be able to sleep tonight, let alone have conjugal relations with my wife. And she is over there waiting.

Those damned red vests! My eyes! My libido!!!!!

Can you imagine the song lists for that coon-ass choir?

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Heheheheh. I just couldn't help myself. It's probably very good quality

velour they're wearing there. :)

I don't even want to think of the song lists!!! :hi: :pals:

[fishnfla]

7. The Thundertones: the hair club for men they aint!

lots of shiny tops in that crew!

The name is a bigger joke too. Some country folk used to call the 'chamber pot' (which is the instrument they used before the advent of indoor plumbing)the "thundertub" or the "thunderpot"or I've heard "thunder mug". Something to do with the echoing of the noises within.

Serious, that was a great thread, you needn't apologize.

packers 35
bears 10

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. You know it. Brett is my fantasy football QB...he's never let me down

I'll pick him till he's not there to pick anymore!!! :hi:

[curse10]

9. 100 Hail Zombies for you! And you must make a sacrifice to the holy yak!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

11. Amen!

:D

[LWolf]

10. What were you thinking?

Now that you've confessed,