DUBIOUS (THE NAKED TRUTH) humorous satire...ENJOY

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Just thought everyone needed a little levity:

DUBIOUS (THE NAKED TRUTH) part xi
'GOOM BAH"
a satirical series about EMPEROR GEORGE DUBIOUS BOTCH
based on Hans Christian Andersen's "The Emperor's New Suit"
by Cartooner

Karen the Vulgarian could tell the Emperor was NOW in for a rough time of it. The Emperor's newly vitiated military service RECORDS were beginning to turn up like BAD pennies from hell (in spite of the swirling controversy about forgery). As a result, close STATE'S races were proliferating all over the land. And now, all Karen had to do to invite another daylight nightmare was just relive the speech George Dubious Botch had recently given on one of the 'BATTLEGROUND' Indian reservations. Yes. Karen feared at the time it was a bad omen.

FLASHBACK:
The day had dawned clear and bright, and the entire Botch team along with many of their surrogate QUICK RESPONDERS were once again out on 'the trail'. Emperor George Dubious Botch's schedule had him campaigning on a Native American reservation. Dubious was being extra careful to READ the entire thing and eschew all ad-libbing, due to the 'boo boo' moment not so many speeches ago. Let us briefly take you there (as a courtesy reminder, of course).

FLASHBACK-BACK:
Dubious trying to 'go it alone' (i.e. OFF SCRIPT)
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many O-B-G-Y-N's aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country."

FLASHFORWARDagain:
Meanwhile, back at the reservation: Throughout his whole speech, the Native American audience kept interrupting Dubious' speech with the chant "GOOM BAH, GOOM BAH, GOOM BAH!" ... With each next Dubious proclamation, their chant only got louder "GOOOM BAHHH!! GOOOM BAHHH!!! GOOOOOMMMMMMM BAHHHHH!!!!

Botch was thrilled and flattered (NOT TO SAY nearly sublimed, which is not the same as slimed) at such an overwhelming reaction, the likes of which he hadn't known even from his customary worshippers. And so it was throughout the speech, even unto a deafening cacophany (which was quite loud).

After the speech, the tribal Chief, paying homage to the leader of the free world, escorted Dubious around the reservation to see all the crops and livestock thereupon. Beautiful Black Angus beef cattle were everywhere to be seen.

As they were going through one of the pasture gates, however, the CHIEF suddenly HALTED, and let out a panicked cry... "ARRRGGGHHH!!!!" he said with special purpose. "BE CAREFUL!!!!... DON'T STEP IN THAT GOOM BAH!!!"

FLASHupTOthePRESENT:
Oh, somewhere in this favored land, his team resumes its fight;
His fans are ogling somewhere yelling, "He is right, right, right!"
And Richard's terrorizing with death threats: "There's NO DOUBT".
..............But there is no joy in Dubious:
............. SINCE HIS records have come out!!!
(special thanks and apologies to Ernest L. Thayer author of Casey at the Bat)

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